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I think this is my first time posting directly to this forum.. anyway.

http://www.geocities.com/mnpott69/limericks.html

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who's dick was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin

As he wiped off his chin

If my ear were a cunt I'd fuck it!

There once was a man from Ely

Who pounded his pud with great feeling

And then like a trout

He would open his mouth

And wait for the drop from the ceiling.

There once was a priest from Morocco

Who's motto was really quite macho

He said, "To be blunt,

God decreed we eat cunt

Why else would it look like a Taco?"

There was a young girl from Wheeling

Who has an incredible feeling

She would lie on her back

And tickle her crack

And pee all over the ceiling.

A nymphomaniac named Jill

Thought she’d try dynamite for a thrill

They said they found her vagina

In North Carolina

And bits of her tits in Brazil!

:hat:

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