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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son

playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying:

"All of you ******s who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the

last stop! And all of you ******s who are getting on, get your ass in the

train, cause we're going down the tracks".

The horrified mother went in and told her son:

"We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to

your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with

train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with

his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say:

"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all

of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and

hope your trip was a pleasant one. "

She hears the little boy continue:

"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage

under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you

will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. "

As the mother began to smile, the child added:

"For those of you who are ****ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see

the fat bitch in the kitchen."

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Originally posted by trancerxn112

My law professor didnt come in today and now i have 3 hours to kill!!!

We could have met and hung out..

My English professor didnt come to school so I got to leave early!

Mike you better brush up on your spanish..

Cause all they are going to do is take ur

money and laugh at your american ass..

What you said made NO sense.. :laugh:

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Originally posted by naughtybabe

We could have met and hung out..

My English professor didnt come to school so I got to leave early!

Mike you better brush up on your spanish..

Cause all they are going to do is take ur

money and laugh at your american ass..

What you said made NO sense.. :laugh:

ahh fuckit ill just distract him with the old wet corridor gag while my bitch runs by :)

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