Evan Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 This girl on the internet messaged me last night. She had seen my name on the web and wanted to hook up. She sent me a pic and I almost shit my pants. This was my reaction to her: [01:12:AM] Pir8 Evan: is that really u?[01:13:AM] FirePhile: really me? yup.[01:13:AM] Pir8 Evan: HOLY SHITBALLSYou guys tell me if I'm wrong: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 *tap, tap , tap* "Is this thing on?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 awww.....you guys would make the perfect couple....you can exchange beauty tipsthanks,Pirate Evan of the Seven Seas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 i'd hit itwith a shovel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by bullseye i'd hit itwith a shovel I think someone already did hit it with a shovel. A couple hundred times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Stop it, your killin me over here... you are on a roll today!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 half man-half women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 "she has seen my name on the web"Evan you internet celeb you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by kaydup "she has seen my name on the web"Evan you internet celeb you Hey man. You're famous too. I saw your name on www.closetfags.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 U did, really good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by Evan Hey man. You're famous too. I saw your name on www.closetfags.com :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Ughhh thats horrible!! RUN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 I've seen worse, once. . . when it really was a man. But that is absolutely horrid. . . once I said "Uhm, is that really what you look like?" She says "yes" and I log off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 SHES A MAN~! BABYYYYYY~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 she prob sucks a mean cock tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Casper, you might even look tan next to that thing..Whens the 5th wheel airing...I got a remedy for your stories: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by xlr8ted Whens the 5th wheel airing...I got a remedy for your stories: I filmed the preliminary interviews (the clips they show durring the date). Now I am just waiting for the call back for the actual date. I kinda was in a hole durring the interview so I might have fucked it up. Meanwhile, if any of you guys want to try out for the show, PM me. I'll give u the woman's #. You'll have to have a pic ready to e-mail her too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by Evan I filmed the preliminary interviews (the clips they show durring the date). Now I am just waiting for the call back for the actual date. I kinda was in a hole durring the interview so I might have fucked it up. Meanwhile, if any of you guys want to try out for the show, PM me. I'll give u the woman's #. You'll have to have a pic ready to e-mail her too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by xlr8ted you for being an ass on the anonymous world of the web Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 holyyyyy this kids got a pic. for everything :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 He has no life. What do u expect? He probably trolls on the kiddie web page circuit and takes it from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by daemoncel you for being an ass on the anonymous world of the web Settle down... Mr. I know every single person on the internet.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by Evan He has no life. What do u expect? He probably trolls on the kiddie web page circuit and takes it from there. he hangs around on the Nickelodeon kids forums.. and hits on boys!!!you just never now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by xlr8ted Settle down... Mr. I know every single person on the internet.. umm.. i don't know when i ever said that.. but okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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