Evan Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 He has to make up shit and call iothers a liar to make himself feel better. i heard people with small dicks have to do that to compensate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by daemoncel he hangs around on the Nickelodeon kids forums.. and hits on boys!!!you just never now! You and Evan. make a great comedic team.. No seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by Evan I just got a boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 HAHAHA. just your type. the poor woman though, i feel bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by somebitch HAHAHA. just your type. the poor woman though, i feel bad. hey somebitch.. that AVATAR!!!and i just wanted to say that you are insanely hot!ty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by daemoncel hey somebitch.. that AVATAR!!!and i just wanted to say that i'm insanely desperate!ty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by somebitch HAHAHA. just your type. the poor woman though, i feel bad. If I was 1/4 that ugly I would not be sending my pic out. i would lie and say I had no pic or digital camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by xlr8ted Hey man. Somebitch is hot as BALLZ. I'd step up to the plate if I had a chance. Too bad her freinds think I'm a perverted asshole. Just because I asked them if they like to masterbate with or without a finger in their asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by Evan Hey man. Somebitch is hot as BALLZ. I'd step up to the plate if I had a chance. Too bad her freinds think I'm a perverted asshole. Just because I asked them if they like to masterbate with or without a finger in their asshole. What prudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 At last we agree on something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by Evan If I was 1/4 that ugly I would not be sending my pic out. i would lie and say I had no pic or digital camera. Dude, i was fucking around online and found that pic associated with this online profile:About Me I'm a senior studying cinema and am graduating soon. I have a great smile and am very interested in film, media, history, and comedy. My idea of fun varies from hanging out with friends at home to going to a large concert hall and listening to a rock band. I have a slightly quirky sense of humor and love to have long conversations. I'm a big fan of hand-holding and hug like I mean it. I tend to explore places and would like to meet someone who can keep up with me. I also love to read and can get lost in a book. I'm not a member, but if you'd like to talk, email or IM me at aol -- firephile. Perfect Match I'm looking for someone cute, honest, and nice who likes to talk about media or politics, my two passions. A wicked sense of humor is a plus, and a knowledge of obscure topics helps too. I love learning new things and the person who I'm dating has to have that same desire for knowledge. Oh and a beautiful smile almost always wins me over. Ideal Relationship One that is supportive and equal. A relationship based on both common interests and goals. An understanding of differences and an embracing of ideas. A willingness to explore the world together and not feel trapped. Also, one where any problems are able to be discussed. Perfect First Date One where we start talking and just keep finding more and more things to talk about. A date where we both feel a kind of small connection and by the end of the date both can't wait to see each other again. Learned from past relationships I've learned enough to know that I have never found the right person. It's important to be open and honest, also to know what you want from the beginning. Physical Information Hair Color: Brown Height: 5' 3" (160cm) Body Style: Proportional Sure *sounds* like a nice catch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by xlr8ted so basically you just insulted somebitch.. by saying that i only want her cause i'm desperate.. not because she's hotwow.. good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by teklord310 Dude, i was fucking around online and found that pic associated with this online profile:About Me I'm a senior studying cinema and am graduating soon. I have a great smile and am very interested in film, media, history, and comedy. My idea of fun varies from hanging out with friends at home to going to a large concert hall and listening to a rock band. I have a slightly quirky sense of humor and love to have long conversations. I'm a big fan of hand-holding and hug like I mean it. I tend to explore places and would like to meet someone who can keep up with me. I also love to read and can get lost in a book. I'm not a member, but if you'd like to talk, email or IM me at aol -- firephile. Perfect Match I'm looking for someone cute, honest, and nice who likes to talk about media or politics, my two passions. A wicked sense of humor is a plus, and a knowledge of obscure topics helps too. I love learning new things and the person who I'm dating has to have that same desire for knowledge. Oh and a beautiful smile almost always wins me over. Ideal Relationship One that is supportive and equal. A relationship based on both common interests and goals. An understanding of differences and an embracing of ideas. A willingness to explore the world together and not feel trapped. Also, one where any problems are able to be discussed. Perfect First Date One where we start talking and just keep finding more and more things to talk about. A date where we both feel a kind of small connection and by the end of the date both can't wait to see each other again. Learned from past relationships I've learned enough to know that I have never found the right person. It's important to be open and honest, also to know what you want from the beginning. Physical Information Hair Color: Brown Height: 5' 3" (160cm) Body Style: Proportional Sure *sounds* like a nice catch... LOL...She was from Jdate.com!! That's her profile on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by Evan Hey man. Somebitch is hot as BALLZ. I'd step up to the plate if I had a chance. Too bad her freinds think I'm a perverted asshole. Just because I asked them if they like to masterbate with or without a finger in their asshole. thats usally the second date convo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by daemoncel so basically you just insulted somebitch.. by saying that i only want her cause i'm desperate.. not because she's hotwow.. good one! No actually that has nothing to do w/ her, but from reading your posts, you sound like you've been high and dry as of late..Thanks,Ricky the dragon steamboat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by gabo thats usally the second date convo Well, her friend's were being prudes. I brought Somebitch and her 2 friends up to my bedroom and her friends were like "we are not comfortable here". What did they think I was gonna do? A 4 way gang rape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by xlr8ted No actually that has nothing to do w/ her, but from reading your posts, you sound like you've been high and dry as of late..Thanks,Ricky the dragon steamboat i've been anything but..but whatever bro..i'm not on this board to fuck with you and your worthless drama.. so i'm done with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 ::applause:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by Evan Well, her friend's were being prudes. I brought Somebitch and her 2 friends up to my bedroom and her friends were like "we are not comfortable here". What did they think I was gonna do? A 4 way gang rape? wow u got somebitch up to ur apt? damn well I guess the finger in the asshole talk kinda made them feel alittle weirded out. yaknow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 yeah and i happen to know those particular girls love a finger in the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by somebitch yeah and i happen to know those particular girls love a finger in the ass. everytime i hear the words.. finger in the ass... i can't help but remember that episode of Sex and the City where the redhead dates that dude that like to talk dirty while having sex..and she says to him.. you just love a finger in your ass!!and he turned over and was scared!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by somebitch yeah and i happen to know those particular girls love a finger in the ass. really now? and u cant hook me up? wtf:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 ..'Cuz no one else has....Evan, did you ever think that maybe you should have just told her 'not interested' and dumped the pic? Seems like a much more respectful thing to do than plaster her picture in front of the peanut gallery to get blasted, no?....Just a thought about what goes around and comes around...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 Cause this is much funnier. As long as it ain't me...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 Besides..all i wanna know is when will i get another chance with Somebitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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