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Originally posted by cintron

she doesn't post self gratifying threads on CP, fishing for compliments. Thats on the top of my list.

this deserves to be quoted.....

....TWICE!

Originally posted by cintron

she doesn't post self gratifying threads on CP, fishing for compliments. Thats on the top of my list.

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Originally posted by happyface

2. She doesnt keep a journal.

4. She can navigate for you-and she knows how to fold the map.

5. When you mention camping she doesnt groan.

6. She'll never ask the waitress to bring the salad dressing"on the side".

7. She happily meets you at parties(in other words,she doesnt require breathlessly attentive chaperoning for her big entrance)

8. Shes asleep when you come home late.

9. When you are tired or tipsy,she offers to drive.

10. She doesnt mind if you see her before her morning ablutions.

11. When you travel,she doesnt have to cart her makeup around in a seperate bag on wheels thats bigger than a marines field pack.

12. She thinks that going out on Valentines Day and New Years is overrated.

13. She hates bed-and-breakfasts more than you do.

14. She only scream when shes having fun

18. Shes OK with peeing on the side of the road when theres no rest stop in sight for 50 miles.

19. She never says"hold me".

20. She cleans up after dog.

21. She cleans up after you.:cool:

22. When shes pissed off she tells you why.

23. You dont need to make a thirty-minute PowerPoint presentation in order to have sex with her.

24. When the remote isnt working she knows its the batteries.

25. Shes not a cat person.

Wow... Not bad.. 20/25 :)

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Originally posted by shroomy

She doesnt go out and ask you to and cary all sorts of shit in your pocket!

The really annoying thing, is guys who complain about you carrying a bag all the time... and then have the balls to bitch when you ask them to carry your wallet. WTF??? :mad:

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