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This forum sucks my balls. Does anyone have any jokes to tell. I don't care how corny or funny they are...can we here some?

I'll start...

Saddam Hussein's son comes home from shopping with everything in a cardboard box.

His dad says: "Why have you brought the shopping home in a cardboard box, son?"

To which his son replies: "Because there's no Baghdad"

Q. What’s more fun that spinning a baby on clothes line?

A. Stopping it with a shovel.

Angry Bartender

Q: How do you know when a female bartender is mad at you ?

A:Their's a string hanging out of your bloody marry.

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