guest00901 Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 10 THINGS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW,BUT WHITE PEOPLE WONT' ADMIT:1. Elvis is dead.2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.3. Jesus was not White.4. Skinny does not equal sexy.5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.9. Kissing your pet is not cute.10. Rap music is here to stay.=================================================10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW,BUT LATIN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies 3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.4. Hickey's are unattractive.5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.8. Jesus is not a name for your son.9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTTwhooped (or theirs).================================10 THINGS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:1. Tupac is dead.2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.4. O.J. did it5. Teeth should not be decorated.6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.10. Your pastor doesn't know everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank4g63 Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 lol bravo! loll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Its just called an email. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kaydup Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by xlr8ted Its just called an email. No it is called spam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by sexxybabyd 10 THINGS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW,BUT WHITE PEOPLE WONT' ADMIT:1. Elvis is dead.2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.3. Jesus was not White.4. Skinny does not equal sexy.5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.9. Kissing your pet is not cute.10. Rap music is here to stay.=================================================10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW,BUT LATIN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies 3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.4. Hickey's are unattractive.5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.8. Jesus is not a name for your son.9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTTwhooped (or theirs).================================10 THINGS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:1. Tupac is dead.2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.4. O.J. did it5. Teeth should not be decorated.6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.10. Your pastor doesn't know everything. Those weren't one bit funny....but don't worry, I would still bang you. So what do you say...do you want to do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 :spam: :spam: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Daniella, do you read these before you put them up... they are really not funny at all!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Originally posted by sexxybabyd 1. Elvis is dead.3. Jesus was not White.5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.== 2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies 7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.==2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.5. Teeth should not be decorated.9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.10. Your pastor doesn't know everything. ...Those were hilarious..the rest, eh..I could leave em..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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