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Dumb New Jersey Laws

You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.

On a highway you can not park under a bridge.

It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.

If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.

Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.

You may not slurp your soup.

Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

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Originally posted by kaydup

I think it sucks, waste of time, they take sooo freaking long. Prices are low, but it takes me 25 bucks to get down the parkway

What exit you off bro...? Wanna meet up do some preacer curls and fix each others spikes?

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