fouroneone Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 "This is a state where people go to a landfill next to a turnpike that's on fire on alternate weekends to cheer a team from New York." -- Stuart Stevens, Republican Consultant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted October 10 Author Report Share Posted October 10 "New Jersey is like a beer barrel, tapped at both ends, with all the live beer running into Philadelphia and New York." -- Ben Franklin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted October 10 Author Report Share Posted October 10 Why are New Yorkers so depressed?Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 :laugh: what listing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by kaydup :laugh: what listing For an additional cost of .60 we can connect you directly by pushinh 1 or saying yes after the tone.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by xlr8ted For an additional cost of .60 we can connect you directly. Does anyone actually fucking do that. Fucking nextel fucks you hard for using 411 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted October 10 Author Report Share Posted October 10 Dumb New Jersey LawsYou cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only. On a highway you can not park under a bridge. It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates. Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday. You may not slurp your soup. Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 You may not slurp your soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninadd Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Not pumping gas is the best thing about jersey. How is this dumb?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by ninadd Not pumping gas is the best thing about jersey. How is this dumb?? I think it sucks, waste of time, they take sooo freaking long. Prices are low, but it takes me 25 bucks to get down the parkway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by kaydup I think it sucks, waste of time, they take sooo freaking long. Prices are low, but it takes me 25 bucks to get down the parkway What exit you off bro...? Wanna meet up do some preacer curls and fix each others spikes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by xlr8ted What exit you off bro...? Wanna meet up do some preacer curls and fix each others spikes? Is this a serious question? Today isnt arm day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 This was in no way a serious question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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