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So, with my aunt, watching an interview by Conan with Uma Thurman about the Kill Bill, and how Tarentino takes "revenge" on people who sleep on the set....

Conan: So what is Tarentino's weapon of choice to enact this "revenge"

Uma: A huge Dildo

(My thoughts): Sweet jesus dont ask me dont ask me dont ask me

Aunt: (turns to me) What's a dildo??

Me: :what:.............................:what:.....................I........dont know...................:what:

i immediately left the room

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its when ur fucking and u put ur finger in her ass ... get some shit ...haha...and whipe it under her nose...and hold on tight ...then proceed to laugh ur ass off at a shit moustach(sp?)

theres a thread somewhere with all these things theres like 100 of them all stupid shit

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omg, my grandma has a dildo, she told me. she also got one for my cousin when she got divorced and had it shipped to her in NY from FL. shes funny as hell.

my best friend got me a clit massager for my bday last year so i out did her and got her a vibrating duck bath toy HAHAHA, dildos are a normal thing these days, if you dont have one there is something wrong.

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Originally posted by somebitch

omg, my grandma has a dildo, she told me. she also got one for my cousin when she got divorced and had it shipped to her in NY from FL. shes funny as hell.

my best friend got me a clit massager for my bday last year so i out did her and got her a vibrating duck bath toy HAHAHA, dildos are a normal thing these days, if you dont have one there is something wrong.

i dont have one.

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Originally posted by somebitch

omg, my grandma has a dildo, she told me. she also got one for my cousin when she got divorced and had it shipped to her in NY from FL. shes funny as hell.

my best friend got me a clit massager for my bday last year so i out did her and got her a vibrating duck bath toy HAHAHA, dildos are a normal thing these days, if you dont have one there is something wrong.

:eek: your GRANDMA has a dildo??? and she told you about it???:confused: WTF..I'm sorry but GOD FORBID my g'ma ever told me she had a dildo..I'd have to kill myself right there and than..!:blown:

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Originally posted by iamme

So, with my aunt, watching an interview by Conan with Uma Thurman about the Kill Bill, and how Tarentino takes "revenge" on people who sleep on the set....

Conan: So what is Tarentino's weapon of choice to enact this "revenge"

Uma: A huge Dildo

(My thoughts): Sweet jesus dont ask me dont ask me dont ask me

Aunt: (turns to me) What's a dildo??

Me: :what:.............................:what:.....................I........dont know...................:what:

i immediately left the room

:laugh: :laugh:

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Originally posted by sexxyme

:eek: your GRANDMA has a dildo??? and she told you about it???:confused: WTF..I'm sorry but GOD FORBID my g'ma ever told me she had a dildo..I'd have to kill myself right there and than..!:blown:

:werd::fridge:

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there was atom green episode a while ago where he went to his grandmas house w/ his friend. his "friend" left a suitcase behind. they opened it up to see what was vibrating, ther were like 10 diffrent vibraters and didlos of all shapes n colors. him and grandma tried to fig what they were, " are they earings, back massagers or cooking utensils":laugh:

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