Dark_Night Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 Three baseball fans leave the stadium after a game and come across a dead, naked man with breasts lying in the middle of the street. After they call the cops, they each take off their baseball caps and place them on the dead man out of respect and to cover his private parts until the cops arrive. The first fan places his NY Yankee cap over his left breast, the second places his Phillies cap on his right breast and the third fan places his Red Sox cap on his pubic area. The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they found his naked and covered him up with their caps, the cop went over to examine the body. He briefly lifted the NY Yankee cap, and quickly replaced it; then he lifted the Phillies cap, and also quickly replaced it. However, when he lifted the Red Sox cap, he stared and stared for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned and lifted the Red Sox cap once again and stared for a long time. As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious and stopped him and asked him why he spent so much time looking at the man's genitalia, and he said, "It's the first time I've seen anything but an asshole under a Red Sox cap." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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