djmikedr Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 MURPHY'S OTHER LAWS > >1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. > >2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. > >3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. > >4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. > >5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? > >6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. > >7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.. > >8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it. > >9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. > >10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. > >11. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged. > >12. She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived on the "Juneflower." > >13. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. > >14. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. > >15 Honk if you love peace and quiet. > >16. Pardon my driving, I'm reloading. > >17. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? > >18. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. > >19. It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living. > >20. Just remember if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off > >21. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. > >22. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. > >23. You can't have everything. Where would you put it? > >24. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world population. > >25. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. > >26. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. > >27. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking. > >28. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. > >29. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture. > >30. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. > >31. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. > >32. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. > >33. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. > >34. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. > >35. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. > >36. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afa8317 Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 hahahahaha bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 This has arrived in my email as bumper sticker slogans a couple of times, but I never got this one:>7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.. Any explanations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted October 14 Author Report Share Posted October 14 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy This has arrived in my email as bumper sticker slogans a couple of times, but I never got this one:>7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.. Any explanations? maybe it's like the 1 mandatory ugly girl at the strip club, she's there to just make the others look better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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