deeelite1 Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 Chicken of the Sea Tuna invited Jessica Simpson to a staff meeting so she can completely understand that Chicken of the Sea is not Chicken but Tuna.. you know because its just SOOO hard to not smell the overpowering fishness when you open the can.I find it really hard to believe that a 21 year old did not know the difference and I think that its just some stupid advertising ploy some moron at Chicken of the Sea Tuna thought of.Another comment out of her mouth:Buffalo wings are made of real buffalo? ok... this is a buffalo, with a bird the size of a BUFFALO WING on his nose. Now, most people know that Buffalo's don't fly therefore they wouldnt have wings.. but lets say her confusion stemmed from the whole LEG part.. Good Lord BUFFALO ARE ENORMOUS.. ahh!!!This can't be for real. It really can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 Poor Nick if he rolls his eyes at his girl one more time he's going to go cross eyed:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 She reminds me of my mother...that is why I love her! Bigtime would you agree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dibs Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 buffalo's dont have wings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted October 22 Author Report Share Posted October 22 Originally posted by njstacked2 She reminds me of my mother...that is why I love her! Bigtime would you agree? Stacked, please don't insult the madre like that.I don't even think Jessica is smart enough to reproduce, and if that day comes and she does give birth, I hope MTV does a special on it.I can hear it now..... AFTERBIRTH? OH cool a party, what will I wear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted October 22 Author Report Share Posted October 22 Originally posted by Reeni Poor Nick if he rolls his eyes at his girl one more time he's going to go cross eyed:laugh: i've never seen an episode.I know I will wind up flinging something through my television. That combined with my remote not having batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani672 Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 what is so scary is she reminds me so much of an old roomate i used to have..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted October 22 Author Report Share Posted October 22 I can understand Blonde moments.. we all have them.. shit, I have at least a dozen a day... but BUFFALO ARE HUGE.......And Tuna stinks like fish..ahhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njstacked2 Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 No...mother is just very very very sweet...and sometimes comes off as clueless.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted October 22 Author Report Share Posted October 22 Originally posted by njstacked2 No...mother is just very very very sweet...and sometimes comes off as clueless.... Ahhh, but they are usually the smartest ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 Originally posted by deeelite1 i've never seen an episode.I know I will wind up flinging something through my television. That combined with my remote not having batteries. I dont no whether to laugh or cry when I see itshe must be an awesome lay to deal with half the stuff that comes out of her mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 That girl is a complete bonehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted October 22 Author Report Share Posted October 22 WHOA.... LOOK, the Chicken of the Sea spokeswoman now looks alot like Jessica.poor thing, I wonder if she knows she is gonna be replaced by someone who thought she was eating chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted October 22 Author Report Share Posted October 22 Originally posted by Reeni I dont no whether to laugh or cry when I see itshe must be an awesome lay to deal with half the stuff that comes out of her mouth he probably tunes her out 90% of the timeblah blah blah Nick blah blah blah um blah blah blah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eternitygirl Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 oh my god...u are absolutly right!!! how does nick deal with her- he must just love a good looking girl with nothing intellegent to say. though you can watch him even shake his head suggesting his girl is stupid. nick is sexy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani672 Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 what a waste of a pretty girl.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted October 22 Author Report Share Posted October 22 when her looks fade, and the plastic surgery starts to make her look like Joan Rivers, see how fast they are in the Splitsville section of every gossip magazine and website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 Originally posted by deeelite1 when her looks fade, and the plastic surgery starts to make her look like Joan Rivers, see how fast they are in the Splitsville section of every gossip magazine and website. agreed:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN1500 Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 Im sure MTV edits some of it to make her look dumber than she really is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted October 22 Author Report Share Posted October 22 Originally posted by BRIAN1500 Im sure MTV edits some of it to make her look dumber than she really is. I think you are right, but at the same token she is bragging about this and becoming their spokesperson.eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN1500 Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 Originally posted by deeelite1 I think you are right, but at the same token she is bragging about this and becoming their spokesperson.eh? Its about all about the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 then everyone must be editing when she comes on their showsi.e David Letterman Oprah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted October 22 Author Report Share Posted October 22 Originally posted by Reeni then everyone must be editing when she comes on their showsi.e David Letterman Oprah hahhahaa Reeni You rockShe should just keep smiling and showing off those Kick ass teeth and stop flappin the gums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted October 22 Report Share Posted October 22 Originally posted by deeelite1 hahhahaa Reeni You rockShe should just keep smiling and showing off those Kick ass teeth and stop flappin the gums. yes please just sing no talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted October 22 Author Report Share Posted October 22 Originally posted by Reeni yes please just sing no talk not even that..her voice is on point but whoever writes her songs leave alot to be desired in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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