prettyricky Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Gay Test1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay.It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spentthe rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and the Oprah diet.2. If you have more than one cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat islike a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself,has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. Andjust think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your assover here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come todaddy, snookums!"3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such nonsense, restassured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab orlobster claws, raw oysters or pickled pigs feet. Anything else and you are intraining to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in aparking lot or shower, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. The world is areal man's bathroom, he defecates and urinates where he pleases.5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one inthe poop chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black, and full aroma. Astraight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte Mocachino withSkim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. Ifyou've had Nutrasweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too.6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types offoreign dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to yourass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of thatcrap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major Leagues, NFL,NBA, college ball, PGA, and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or youknow what a "fressier" is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type oftextile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it......you'rehungry for a meat popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk ata slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needsthat hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, orplay with the bitch in the passenger seat.8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous leGay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with awoman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films byyourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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