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BECOME AN"INTERNET CLUB CRITIC"by johnholmes


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STEP 1

HAVE NO FRIENDS & SPEND ALL FREE TIME BEHIND A COMPUTER STARTING DRAMA. cuz no one talks to me

STEP 2

SEARCH OUT SUCCESSFUL CLUBS & THIER PROMOTERS & TRY AND STIR UP SOME TYPE OF INTERNET BATTLE.

STEP 3

WHEN EVERYONE STOPS REPLYING,(which as you see is no one) LAY BACK IN BED, GRAB THE LOTION,CLICK ON CHANNEL 99 & START PUMPIN THE OL' SHORT & LONLEY GUY.

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HA HAAAAAAAAA!!

THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS ABOUT BEING THE KING IS I GET DORKS LIKE YOU TRYIN TO KNOCK ME DOWN!

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