nomembername Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:40-ish.............................................49Adventurous.................Slept with all your matesAthletic......................................No titsAverage looking...............Has a face like an horseBeautiful...........................Pathological liarContagious Smile..................Does a lot of pillsEducated...................Was fucked to bits at Uni'Emotionally Secure......................On medicationFeminist..........................................FatFree spirit....................................JunkieFriendship first..........................Former slutFun..........................................AnnoyingGentle...........................................DullGoodListener................................AutisticNew-Age............................Body hair problemsOld-fashioned.........................No BJs or analOpen-minded.................................DesperateOutgoing........................Loud and EmbarrassingPassionate...............................Sloppy drunkPoet.......................................DepressiveProfessional....................................BitchRomantic.......................................FrigidSocial.....................Fanny like a clowns pocketVoluptuous...................................Very FatLarge lady.................................Hugely FatWants Soul mate...............................StalkerWidow.........................................Murderer WOMEN'S ENGLISH:1. Yes = No2. No = Yes3. Maybe = No4. We need = I want..5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry6. We need to talk = I need to complain7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron.10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious bynow16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever thinkabout?17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a goodgame on TV18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you'rereally not going to like MEN'S ENGLISH:1. I am hungry = I am hungry2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy3. I am tired = I am tired4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!5. I love you = Let's have sex now6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men tohave sex with you13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sexwith you within the next 3 mins.14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am adeep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glittergal Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 hahaha classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillfire Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 I think "no" means "no" in woman's language... and for some reason men think it means yes and than amazed at the rape charges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by thrillfire I think "no" means "no" in woman's language... and for some reason men think it means yes and than amazed at the rape charges. COUGH! Kobe COUGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 WERDS FUCK THE FUKIN BITCHES.....HOLY SHIT! ALL OF EM I HATE EM... EVEN THOSE RELATED TO ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by bbbooom WERDS FUCK THE FUKIN BITCHES.....HOLY SHIT! ALL OF EM I HATE EM... EVEN THOSE RELATED TO ME Damn nigga...why not just go bang a hooker if it's been that long since you got a piece of ass??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by nomembername Damn nigga...why not just go bang a hooker if it's been that long since you got a piece of ass??? NAH JUST A BAD DAY CONCERNING CHICAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by bbbooom NAH JUST A BAD DAY CONCERNING CHICAS I feel you man...these broads know how to give us bad days often unlike us men who are pretty much saints who do nothing but bring joy and sunshine into females lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by nomembername I feel you man...these broads know how to give us bad days often unlike us men who are pretty much saints who do nothing but bring joy and sunshine into females lives. YEA MAN MY MOM IS GETTING MARRIED ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING AND MY GIRL IS MOVING BACK UPSTATE TO WHERE SHES FROM BUT SHE MADE IT SEEM LIKE ITS MY FAULT FUKE EM ALLL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtiddles Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by bbbooom AND MY GIRL IS MOVING BACK UPSTATE TO WHERE SHES FROM translation : she's going back to the state penn...lol JOKIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by mrtiddles translation : she's going back to the state penn...lol JOKIN NO NO TRANSLATION IS IM STUPID WHORE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by bbbooom YEA MAN MY MOM IS GETTING MARRIED ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING AND MY GIRL IS MOVING BACK UPSTATE TO WHERE SHES FROM BUT SHE MADE IT SEEM LIKE ITS MY FAULT FUKE EM ALLL You're not gonna try and kill yourself or do something stupid are you? Cause if you are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by nomembername You're not gonna try and kill yourself or do something stupid are you? Cause if you are... lol nice BTW FUCK THE BITCHES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by bbbooom lol nice BTW FUCK THE BITCHES Hell yeah...notice how none of them are responding. We put them in there place.Actually it's 6:30, so there asses are probably home making dinner for their men! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by nomembername Hell yeah...notice how none of them are responding. We put them in there place.Actually it's 6:30, so there asses are probably home making dinner for their men! THATS WHERE THEY SHOULD BE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 Originally posted by bbbooom THATS WHERE THEY SHOULD BE :laugh: :laugh: true that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 Let me be the first BITCH to post------guys suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted November 14 Author Report Share Posted November 14 Originally posted by sexxyh Let me be the first BITCH to post------guys suck! Seems like you're by yourself on this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 well i guess all the other girls were on the mushy romantic thread...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Originally posted by nomembername DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket what does that mean~!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Originally posted by dgmodel what does that mean~!? oddly enough, i was thinking the same...and that "dictionary" is BULLSHIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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