HAZE Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 WARNING: Joke contains racist undertones but nothing offensive. Read with caution. A farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces".The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres" .The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?"The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays".The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere."The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge.The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, That's where I parks the John Deere."The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?".The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30".The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?".The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last childwas a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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