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This Farmer Wants A Dayvorce! (Joke)


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WARNING: Joke contains racist undertones but nothing offensive. Read with caution.:hat:

A farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces".

The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres" .

The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays".

The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"

The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere."

The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge.

The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, That's where I parks the John Deere."

The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?".

The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30".

The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?".

The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child

was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce"

:laugh:

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