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one day not so long ago, somebitch and naughtybabe went to a tanning salon owned by linabina, who was also the cashier there.

somebitch said, "a tan for two, please!"

"sure," said linabina. "by the way...are you two sisters?"

to which naughtybabe replied, "no, we're not even catholic!"

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Daniela Lee (sexxybabyd), has decided to shut down her webcam after

seven years of serving online voyeurs. According to The Economic Times, "Over

the years the cameras have followed her every movement 24 hours a

day, from brushing her teeth in the nude and snuggling with her partner to

playing with her numerous cats and watching TV."

When asked why she was shutting down, she replied, "It's a private matter."

:laugh: :laugh:

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Originally posted by anotherway83

Daniela Lee (sexxybabyd), has decided to shut down her webcam after

seven years of serving online voyeurs. According to The Economic Times, "Over

the years the cameras have followed her every movement 24 hours a

day, from brushing her teeth in the nude and snuggling with her partner to

playing with her numerous cats and watching TV."

When asked why she was shutting down, she replied, "It's a private matter."

:laugh: :laugh:

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One Monday morning AnotherWay83, who is currently single, is taking a walk in his neighborhood.

As he approaches one of the homes he notices dgmodel, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow dgmodel, looks like you guys had a hell of a party last night!" commented AnotherWay83.

dgmodel, in obvious pain, replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night, this is the first I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from the Clubplanet forums over for the Christmas Cheer and got a bit wild. Hell we even got so drunk that around midnight we started playing WHO AM I."

AnotherWay83 thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"

dgmodel continues between hung over gasps, "Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "units" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."

AnotherWay83 laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that!"

"Probably a good thing you did," dgmodel responds, "your name was guessed four or five times!"

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