Guest gabo Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 so I am banging dis broad right... next thing I know she reaches into her purse and takes out some lube. so 5 min later the lube is everywhere, both of our bodies are shiny and gliding off each other, the lube is dripping off of every piece of furniture in my apt. it's not till we come to a stop when I rea;lized my couch is covered in lube. so I ask you, how do I get it off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 LMAO!er..get a cleaning lady to come over (preferably one who doesn't speak english well) and when she comes over show her the coach, shrug, hand her some cleaning supplies and jet outta the joint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 hmmm not a baddd idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 now fo rthe second question... how do you get a condom off the ceiling fan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teknojunkee Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Started off sounding like a DICE joke lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mala Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Most lube is water-based, so some spray-on carpet cleaner or fabric cleaner should get it right out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Originally posted by Teknojunkee Started off sounding like a DICE joke lol hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 this should soak it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Originally posted by bullseye this should soak it up i think that stuff only works when gabo has his gerbil friends over.i think he is talk about his male experience this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 ohhh, my bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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