b-side Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Some of you have prob. already seen this but, here goes..the 2004 version1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER Hey I didn't write it.... I just got in my e-mail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Originally posted by b-side Some of you have prob. already seen this but, here goes..the 2004 version1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER Hey I didn't write it.... I just got in my e-mail So wrong but sooo funny!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 The only way to be politically correct when it comes to females is to shut the fuck up.... you'll get into less trouble thataway. Mum is the word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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