vip-tech Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 THIS IS FUCKIN HILLARIOUS. TUE @ DIVA WE HAVE MIKE RIZZO IN FOR HIS B DAY. IN WALKS SUPERSTAR TRULIFE TOMMY W/ SOME DUDE TRYIN TO BE HIS MANAGER. IN AN INSTANT, EVERYONE IS CLOWNIN HIM CUZ HE'S WEARIN THE SAME EXCACT OUTFIT HE WORE ON THE SHOW.(tight warrior tapered jeans w/ a sleeveless & matching kangol) GUESS HE WANTED TO BE RECOCNIZED.....ANYWAY, THE NITE CONTINUES, SOME TIME THREW OUT THE NITE SOMEONE GAVE T.L.T. A SHOUT OUT ON THE MIC....BIG MISTAKE...WE ALL LAUGH LIKE MOFO'S...SO, T.L.T. CONTINUES TO GET HAMMERED & BUMPS INTO A GIRL WHO IS FRIENDS W/ ELITE ENT. CAROLLO SEES THE WHOLE THING & SAYS TO HIM "YOU GONNA SAY SORRY TO HER OR WHAT???" NOT BEING A DICK OR ANYTHING, CUZ ANYONE WHO KNOWS JOE KNOWS HE'S NOT A DICK. (i am lol) SO T.L.T. SAYS...."YOU WANNA DO THIS RIGHT HERE??" JOE SAYS "LOOK CHUMP....THIS IS MY PARTY AND I'M NOT GONNA START DRAMA IN MY OWN PLACE, JUST APOLOGIZE & WALK AWAY" ...HE STARTS SLURRIN SOMETHING STUPID, JOE GETS FED UP & TELLS A BOUNCER TO "ESCORT" HIM OUT. 15 MINUTES LATER, T.L.T. IS BACK IN THE SAME SPOT NEAR OUR WHOLE CREW W/ A SHIT EATIN GRIN ON HIS FACE!! I GRAB THE BOUNCER WHO THREW HIM OUT & ASK WHAT HAPPENED...HE SAYS "HE'S SOME BIGSHOT DANCER FROM MTV HERE FOR MIKE RIZZO'S BIRTHDAY" SO I SAY TO HIM..."RIZZO IS GONE AND THIS GUY IS A FUCKIN NOBODY....GET HIM OUTTA HERE" funniest part.....THE BOUNCER GRABS HIM AND SAYS...."YOUR FUCKIN NOBODY....YER OUTTA HERE!!!" AND AWAY HE WENT.....ONE THING ABOUT OUR PARTIES....THEY ARE NEVER BORING!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieselsneakers Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 that is because within minutes of being in the place, he owns the bar, didnt you watch the show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrzcluba Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrycxtacy Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 hahahahhah good job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Wait a secondTommy Sausages started with PURPLE MONKEY?Holy shit. Brian1500, purplemonkey WHO'S NEXT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassmafuka Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 He came in there with Cheeseballs we took it away at the door, so right away that ruined his night... So maybe that is why he wasnt violent, He was walking around Diva Cheeseballless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrAcKa A55 CeCe Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 was he looking for love in Diva?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere444 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by vip-tech THIS IS FUCKIN HILLARIOUS. TUE @ DIVA WE HAVE MIKE RIZZO IN FOR HIS B DAY. IN WALKS SUPERSTAR TRULIFE TOMMY W/ SOME DUDE TRYIN TO BE HIS MANAGER. IN AN INSTANT, EVERYONE IS CLOWNIN HIM CUZ HE'S WEARIN THE SAME EXCACT OUTFIT HE WORE ON THE SHOW.(tight warrior tapered jeans w/ a sleeveless & matching kangol) GUESS HE WANTED TO BE RECOCNIZED.....ANYWAY, THE NITE CONTINUES, SOME TIME THREW OUT THE NITE SOMEONE GAVE T.L.T. A SHOUT OUT ON THE MIC....BIG MISTAKE...WE ALL LAUGH LIKE MOFO'S...SO, T.L.T. CONTINUES TO GET HAMMERED & BUMPS INTO A GIRL WHO IS FRIENDS W/ ELITE ENT. CAROLLO SEES THE WHOLE THING & SAYS TO HIM "YOU GONNA SAY SORRY TO HER OR WHAT???" NOT BEING A DICK OR ANYTHING, CUZ ANYONE WHO KNOWS JOE KNOWS HE'S NOT A DICK. (i am lol) SO T.L.T. SAYS...."YOU WANNA DO THIS RIGHT HERE??" JOE SAYS "LOOK CHUMP....THIS IS MY PARTY AND I'M NOT GONNA START DRAMA IN MY OWN PLACE, JUST APOLOGIZE & WALK AWAY" ...HE STARTS SLURRIN SOMETHING STUPID, JOE GETS FED UP & TELLS A BOUNCER TO "ESCORT" HIM OUT. 15 MINUTES LATER, T.L.T. IS BACK IN THE SAME SPOT NEAR OUR WHOLE CREW W/ A SHIT EATIN GRIN ON HIS FACE!! I GRAB THE BOUNCER WHO THREW HIM OUT & ASK WHAT HAPPENED...HE SAYS "HE'S SOME BIGSHOT DANCER FROM MTV HERE FOR MIKE RIZZO'S BIRTHDAY" SO I SAY TO HIM..."RIZZO IS GONE AND THIS GUY IS A FUCKIN NOBODY....GET HIM OUTTA HERE" funniest part.....THE BOUNCER GRABS HIM AND SAYS...."YOUR FUCKIN NOBODY....YER OUTTA HERE!!!" AND AWAY HE WENT.....ONE THING ABOUT OUR PARTIES....THEY ARE NEVER BORING!!!!! thats it im going to diva tuesday! EVERYONE who is anyone gets kicked out of diva! Im getting kicked out watch and see what i do!!oooooooooowW!!Diva hit list:1.Kost2.Tommy from true lifeWHos next?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awd20t Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 this is too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrAcKa A55 CeCe Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 ME ME ME!!!I wanna be thrown out next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by notallthere444 thats it im going to diva tuesday! EVERYONE who is anyone gets kicked out of diva! Im getting kicked out watch and see what i do!!oooooooooowW!!Diva hit list:1.Kost2.Tommy from true lifeWHos next?! I want to throw a drink in a bouncers face next time so I get 86'd and never be allowed back in diva again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere444 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 uhm in not kidding so you bitches stop mocking my awesomest idea ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arkmoned Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrAcKa A55 CeCe Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 I gotta better idea.........Deelite......me & you kick out Anthony........first we toss a bucket of water over his head then feather himout the door he goes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by notallthere444 uhm in not kidding so you bitches stop mocking my awesomest idea ever awesomest is NOT a word and CRACKA - can we poor Apple Pucker on his head instead of water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrAcKa A55 CeCe Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by deeelite1 awesomest is NOT a word and CRACKA - can we poor Apple Pucker on his head instead of water? yes! its stickierit will help the feathers stay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere444 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by deeelite1 awesomest is NOT a word and CRACKA - can we poor Apple Pucker on his head instead of water? oh yah fancy pants? 1 entries found for awesomESTawe·som. est adj. Slang. VERY Remarkable; MORE outstanding: “that last arcade was awesome but this arcade is totally the awesomeST arcade ever!†(Websters) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by crackaa55cece yes! its stickierit will help the feathers stay the pucker will make the place smell better too.and NeverAllThere.. Your word still sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCHOOPA2u Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 thats hilarious .......... what a fucking tool !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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