tastey Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 these are fuckin awesome!!1) Hi, I couldn’t help but notice you. You’re enormous!2) What’s your sign? Yield? Good, because I’m planning on ignoring you.3) If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would make U into Z and I into A so that I could be as far from U as physically possible.4) What are you drinking? If you drank a lot more I might be interested!5) Your pants would look great on my floor. I could carpet my whole place with them!6) Is your father a thief? He should steal you a personality.7) If I told you you had a good body, would you care that I think you’re an idiot?8) Would you like to go back to my place for pizza and sex? No? What’s wrong, you don’t like sex? Because you clearly like pizza.9) Can I take a look at the label on your shirt? It’s really ugly.10) Hey, beautiful! Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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