Orisha Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 one of my girlfriends sent me this, wanted to share with my fellow Californians:You know you're in California! when......1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on aconversation in English.4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has PURPLE hair, a nose ring, andis named Breeze.5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans aregrown,and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears!!!!!!!11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotch lesschaps. Youdon't even notice.14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing thebaseballcap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS GeorgeClooney.15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman whodelivers your mail is into S &M, and your TUPPERWARE rep is a guy indrag.17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?18. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every newsstation:STORM WATCH 2003."19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because BillyBlankshimself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.. You pass an elementary school playground and the children areall busy with their cells or pagers.1. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work anhour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.. Hey! Is Pot Illegal????3. Both you AND your dog have therapists ....4. ... and, the Terminator is your governor elect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepfunk Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortyStar Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Ha.. nice!! Yeah it's funny because I would have not understood most of them about 2 years ago but now that I live here... yo comprendo!it's sad! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobadrinker Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 and there's the 5 mile commute that takes an hour... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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