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Isn't frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to have a dick.

From the world's tiniest (something) to the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your willie or John Thomas!

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your (something) or your cock!

You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in a sock.

But don't take it out in public, or they will throw you in the dock,

and you won't come back!

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Not that I would know, but just carrying on in the tradition of another genitalia-philic poster. cwm30.gif Can't remember all the words though, it's been a while since I've seen any Monty Python. Enjoy!

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scan sounds like u have ..." penis envy "

luckily for u i'm am a very giving person .. i am willing to share my penis, dick , cock , purple one eyed yogurt squirted with you .. .. u can play with him as much as u want just dont try to remove him ... !

and when u done give him a kiss goddnigth and we'll call it even ,... cwm30.gifcwm12.gifcwm30.gifcwm12.gifcwm32.gif

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