dgmodel Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 A MAN IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN OXYGEN MASK OVER HIS MOUTH.A YOUNG NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND FEET. "NURSE", HE MUMBLESFROM BEHIND THE MASK, "ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?" EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNGNURSE REPLIES,"I DON'T KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND FEET." HESTRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK, "NURSE, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK ?" FINALLY, SHEPULLS BACK THE COVERS, RAISES HIS GOWN, HOLDS HIS PENIS INONE HAND AND HIS TESTICLES IN HER OTHER HAND AND TAKES A CLOSE LOOK, ANDSAY'S, " THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!"FINALLY, THE MAN PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN MASK AND REPLIES," THAT WAS VERYNICE BUT, ARE... MY... TEST...RESULTS...BACK?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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