djmikedr Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 << > > > PRICELESS... > > > This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at > > > Clemson University:and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge > > > wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the > > > groom > > > got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he > > > wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to > > > support > > > them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and > > > groom's > > > families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing > > > such a fabulous reception. > > > > > > To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he > > > said he wanted to give everyone special gift from just him. So taped > > > to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the > > > wedding party; He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told > > > everyone > > > to > > > open the envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture > > > of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of > the > > > two > > > of > > > them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the > > > wedding. > > > > > > After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple > > > of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". He turned > to > > > his bride and said, "F--- you!", and then he turned to the dumbfounded > > > crowd and said, "I'm out of here." > > > > > > He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While > > > most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after > > > finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as > if > > > nothing was wrong. > > > > > > His revenge: Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 > > > for 300 guests for a wedding and reception. Letting everyone know > exactly > > > what did happen. And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's > > > reputations in > > > front of all of their friends and their entire families. > > > > > > This guy has balls the size of church bells. > > > > > > Do you think we might see one of those > > > MasterCard "Priceless commercials out of this? > > > > > > Elegant wedding for 300 family and guest: $32,000 > > > Photographers for the wedding: $3,000 > > > Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks: $8,500 > > > The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the Bride and > > > Best Man having sex ...... Priceless >>------------------Use email DJmikeDR@aol.comPM way too slow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 *cough* plagerism *cough*------------------"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." shadowchaser076@aol.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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