djmikedr Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES 1. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a stripclub at least once. 2. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. 3. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St.Patrick's Day parade - at any time of year. 4. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her. 5. All grocery bags contain at least one baguette. 6. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone to talk you down. 7. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place no one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected. 8. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. 9. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off. 10. You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. 11. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language - a German accent will do. 12. If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killerbeast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition. 13. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. 14. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. 15. Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead. 16. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear. 17. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it. 18. Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames. 19. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555. 20. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of Shea Stadium. 21. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth. 22. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant. 23. It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations. 24. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. 25. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting. 26. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 27. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts -- your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. 28. When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage. 29. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. 30. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. 31. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. 32. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.------------------Use email DJmikeDR@aol.comPM way too slow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klitika Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 VERY IMPORTANT INFO YOU GOT THERE LOVED THE LIST ALL OF IT IS SO TRUE LOL WHERE WOULD WE BE W OUT MOVIES !!!! LOST I TELL U LOST !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricfutures Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Movies are the bomb!!! Best theaters in Manahattan: Kipsbay, 32nd 2nd, Sony Lincoln Square, DUH!!! and 42nd and 8th ave, NEW THEATER WITH 25 HUGE SCREENS!!!! Can't buy tickets through Movie Phone for this theater and they have a couple of digital screens. It's like the HDTV of movie screens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 LOL that is SO true!!So U telling me that now if I get in a fight only one person will fight me at a time, and not all of them would jump me at the same time? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nineeyes Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 hilarious! so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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