Guest gabo Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 I wish I could add to this thread but I worked and slept all weekend, no sex. next... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 not a sex story... more like a sex avoidance story i was at a carneval party without my gf on thursday with some of my buddies. carneval over here is like cancun for you americans. EVERYBODY is drunk, everybody gets laid. if you want to fuck, go out on carneval thursday. we met some girls there we knew and haven´t seen in 2 years. one of them had a friend with her who was very very attractive. and we hit it off reeaaaalll good. i knew that if it´ll continued like that i´m gonna end up doing something i´d regret later...sooooooo i did what every real man would do... me and friend ordered a bottle of vodka and two liters of mix drinks and emptied the bottle (we had some drinks before that bottle of course too)...becaauuuusee... when i get rediculously drunk, i scare away all the girls... it´s funny as fuck... i fall down and take them down with me, i drop their drinks, spill it on them, spit when i talk, i insult everyone for fun, i start trouble with guys waaaay bigger than me... i´m basically a walking disaster causing chaos and disgust everywhere i go and let me just say, it went as i planned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howardstone Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 are you really from Germany? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kahn Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 let's just say it was bloody.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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