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HAHAHAH Im so doing this to all my friends

A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks.

While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking

about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more

excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.

Thebartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar --a salt

shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys

and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys

- smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he

picks up

the lime juice and drinks it .... in one second the sharp lime taste hits...

at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds the

salty

curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly,

and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now

nasty drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.

She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it?

It's called 'Blow Job's Revenge.'" :devil:

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Originally posted by naughtybabe

HAHAHAH Im so doing this to all my friends

A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks.

While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking

about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more

excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.

Thebartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar --a salt

shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys

and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys

- smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally he

picks up

the lime juice and drinks it .... in one second the sharp lime taste hits...

at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds the

salty

curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly,

and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now

nasty drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.

She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it?

It's called 'Blow Job's Revenge.'" :devil:

:laugh: :laugh:

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Hardy har har... this is so funny ... :rolleyes: U gals gotta be kidding me.... u swallow some shit and act all into it and as soon as somebody posts a parody.. you cant help rolling on the floor making fun/light of it.

Lets make this easy and very simple,..next time your boy makes you swallow his jizz... just do the humane thing..look him in the eye(after swallowing) and tell him... it wasnt a pleasant experience and you wouldnt fancy doing it again.. as guys, we can take a friggin hint. sheesh ;)

P.S it wasnt funny at all. :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by magellanmax

:laugh: where do you find these friggin pics ? :laugh: :laugh:

that was wrong to post that so-called-joke.. it is degrading to me and all men :mad:

I got skills but in all seriousness I only posted this to

make the girls laugh - If I offended any guy ...

Well suck it up!!! we do it all the time ;)

Originally posted by joeg

NB can degrade me any time she wants... :aright:

I feel special... Now bend over bitch! :whip2::laugh:

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Originally posted by magellanmax

Lets make this easy and very simple,..next time your boy makes you swallow his jizz... just do the humane thing..look him in the eye (after swallowing) and tell him... it wasnt a pleasant experience and you wouldnt fancy doing it again.. as guys, we can take a friggin hint. sheesh

MAKES you?

:eek:

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