naughtybabe Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 HAHAHAH Im so doing this to all my friendsA woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks.While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. Thebartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar --a saltshaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains."First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally hepicks up the lime juice and drinks it .... in one second the sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds thesalty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the nownasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called 'Blow Job's Revenge.'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 bahahahahaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetie029 Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Originally posted by naughtybabe HAHAHAH Im so doing this to all my friendsA woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks.While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. Thebartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar --a saltshaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains."First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK. Finally hepicks up the lime juice and drinks it .... in one second the sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds thesalty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the nownasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called 'Blow Job's Revenge.'" :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillfire Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 :laugh: :laugh: im a bartender and i am SOOOO doing this to my least fave customers LOLwooohoooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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magellanmax Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Hardy har har... this is so funny ... U gals gotta be kidding me.... u swallow some shit and act all into it and as soon as somebody posts a parody.. you cant help rolling on the floor making fun/light of it. Lets make this easy and very simple,..next time your boy makes you swallow his jizz... just do the humane thing..look him in the eye(after swallowing) and tell him... it wasnt a pleasant experience and you wouldnt fancy doing it again.. as guys, we can take a friggin hint. sheesh P.S it wasnt funny at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted March 11 Author Report Share Posted March 11 Max.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by naughtybabe Max.... where do you find these friggin pics ? :laugh: that was wrong to post that so-called-joke.. it is degrading to me and all men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by magellanmax that was wrong to post that so-called-joke.. it is degrading to me and all men NB can degrade me any time she wants... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by magellanmax that was wrong to post that so-called-joke.. it is degrading to me and all men think of all the things women say that men don't hear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by joeg NB can degrade me any time she wants... and I cant:mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted March 11 Author Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by magellanmax where do you find these friggin pics ? :laugh: that was wrong to post that so-called-joke.. it is degrading to me and all men I got skills but in all seriousness I only posted this to make the girls laugh - If I offended any guy ...Well suck it up!!! we do it all the time Originally posted by joeg NB can degrade me any time she wants... I feel special... Now bend over bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by solbeam think of all the things women say that men don't hear well, i'm sure you wont be the one to let the cat outta the bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandora1305 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by magellanmax Lets make this easy and very simple,..next time your boy makes you swallow his jizz... just do the humane thing..look him in the eye (after swallowing) and tell him... it wasnt a pleasant experience and you wouldnt fancy doing it again.. as guys, we can take a friggin hint. sheesh MAKES you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by magellanmax well, i'm sure you wont be the one to let the cat outta the bag you know it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by Reeni and I cant:mad: you can, too... just don't tell NB... i want her to think shes special I feel special... Now bend over bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by joeg you can, too... just don't tell NB... i want her to think shes special deal;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by Reeni deal;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted March 12 Author Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by joeg you can, too... just don't tell NB... i want her to think shes special Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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