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>PRETTY SMART "OLDER" WOMEN!!

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>An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

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>Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

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>Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

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>Older Woman: Oh, I see.

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>Officer: Can I see your license please?

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>Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

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>Officer: Don't have one?

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>Older Woman: Lost it ..........4 years ago for drunk driving.

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>Officer: I see ... Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

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>Older Woman: I can't do that.

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>Officer: Why not?

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>Older Woman: I stole this car.

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>Officer: Stole it?

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>Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

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>Officer: You what?

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>Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to

see.

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>The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for

back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly

approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

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>Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps

out of her vehicle.

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>Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

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>Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and

murdered the owner.

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>Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

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>Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.

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>The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

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>Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

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>Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite

stunned.

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>Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

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>The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to

the officer.

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>The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

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>Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a

license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

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>Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

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