bullseye Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Girls' English "Yes" = No"No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now! " Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later! "We need to talk" = I need to bitch."Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you to. " I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you stupid moron! " How much do you love me?" = I did something today your not going like me for."Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. " You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me." Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead! Guys' English " I'm hungry"= I'm hungry" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy " I'm tired " = I'm tired " Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you." Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you." Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. " May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Nice dress" = Nice cleavage. " You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you." What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?" I love you" = Let's have sex right now. " I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!" Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me! " Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smcx04 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 bwhahhahaahhhaha...lol you gotta love it man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtyepic18 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 we could probably make a bi-lingual dictionary out of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Well now since you know what we mean...stop actin like FOOLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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