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A MAN COMES HOME SCREECHING HIS CAR INTO THE DRIVEWAY, RUNS INTO THE HOUSE,

SLAMS THE DOOR AND SHOUTS TO HIS WIFE AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS,

"PACK YOUR BAGS I JUST WON THE WHOLE DAMN LOTTERY!"

HIS WIFE SAYS, "OH MY GOD WHAT SHOULD I PACK, BEACH STUFF OR MOUNTAIN

STUFF?"

"I REALY DON'T GIVE A SHIT," HE SAYS. " JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

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