djmikedr Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 THE FOLLOWING QUOTES ARE FROM A NEWSPAPER -------------------------------------------- When I go to heaven, I want to see my grandpa again. But hebetter have lost the nose hair and the old-man smell.Veronica - Age 5I once heard the voice of God. It said "Vrrrrmmmmm."Unless it was just a lawn mower. Steven - Age 11 I don't know about you, but I enjoy watching paint dry. I imaginethat the wet paint is a big freshwater lake that is the only sourceof water for some tiny cities by the lake. As the lake gets drier,the population gets more desperate, and sometimes there arewater riots. Once there was a big fire and everyone died.Timmy - Age 13 I like to go down to the dog pound and pretend that I've found my dog. Then I tell them to kill it anyway because I already gave awayall of his stuff. Dog people sure don't have a sense of humor.Bobby - Age 14 I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which iswhy I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, whowants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?Brandon - Age 15 My young brother asked me what happens after we die.I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and wormseat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth--that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally--but I didn't want to upset him.Allen - Age 10It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president'sbirthday, like they do for the queen. Of course, then wewould have a lot of people voting for a candidate born onJuly 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends.Linda - Age 8 As you make your way through this hectic world of ours,set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year,you'll have a couple of days saved up.Ricky - Age 7 Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for thatpart about letting just any old yokel vote.Anthony - Age 10 Home is where the house is.Jenny - Age 6 Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.Susan - Age 15 It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got intoan accident. No, wait. That would be good because ifanyone needed it, the blood would be right there.Chris - Age 5 Give me the strength to change the things I can, the graceto accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.Jason - Age 13 I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.Thomas - Age 13 For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock.That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.Nancy - Age 6 Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five.Then, imagine if you had that many Twinkies. Wow, that'sfive more than the biggest number you could come up with!Michael - Age 6 The only stupid question is the one that is never asked,except maybe "Don't you think it is about time you auditedmy return?" or "Isn't is morally wrong to give me awarning when, in fact, I was speeding?"Jay - Age 15 Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon aman who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it'snot like he really needed them, right?Dennis - Age 15 I often wonder how come John Tesh isn't as populara singer as some people think he should be.Then, I remember it's because he is a lousy singer.Cynthia - Age 15 If we could just get everyone to close their eyes andvisualize world peace for an hour, imagine how sereneand quiet it would be until the looting started.David - Age 15------------------Use email DJmikeDR@aol.comPM way too slow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 hehehehe - too funny . . . i wonder if i thought stuff like that when i was little . . . unfortunately, my memory seems to have disappeared . . .luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."**NEW EMAIL!!** brandie@powerpuff.com AIM: loves2coxi love Rob *always&forever* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 THe things children think!Good one Mikey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 so glad they included 15 year olds as children. get out of my club with your fake ID kiddie-kins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted October 25 Author Report Share Posted October 25 I still think stuff like that (on K anyway) ------------------Use email DJmikeDR@aol.comPM way too slow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utopian77 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 LOL------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peteplayboy Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 THE MYSTERY OF MANKIND HAS PUZZLED SCIENTISTS FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS..IN AN ATTEMPT TO FIGURE OUT THIS MYSTERY, WE MUST LOOK AT THE TWO WORDS THAT MAKE UP THE WORD MANKIND- "MANK", AND "IND". WHAT THESE WORDS MEAN IS A MYSTERY, AND THEREFORE, SO IS MANKIND....___________ ______________WHO SAID PIMPIN AINT EASY??peace-PETE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgirl Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 When I was a little girl I asked my grandpa that if and when he died, I wanted him to come back to let me know if there was a malt shop up there in heaven! I wanted to have vanilla shakes with him!he passed about 6 years ago, but still no answer!!!!!!------------------Hi! How ya doing? where ya been, I had thoughts of you all night long. Can't describe what you did, but you got me so![This message has been edited by glowgirl (edited 10-25-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missincognito Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 That was really cute------------------*~**~*~**~ I'm an angel... my halo is only crooked sometimes ~**~*~**~* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungee Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 KUDOS...funny shit...------------------What da..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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