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noooooo

long story short, got hooked up with the BEST job

i need to take a drug test:shake: :cry:

i just called everyone i know for help, im waiting for a call back

its a simple pee-in-a-cup at some walk in doctors place, but this need s to get done today, 2 morrow the latest??

what do i do, shoul i dilute it with water if worse come to worse, does drink water right before help???

pleeeeze anyone with serious advice help me out!!

thanx in advance

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3-4 hrs before the test, start pounding water (i'm talking like 2+ liters).. in about an hour you'll piss, then in like a half hr, etc.. each time you piss the urine will be clearer and clearer, so by the time you take that final piss for the test, it'll be very watered down and nothing will show up (in my experience).. they could talk shit cuz it's so clear, but just say you drank alot of water to make sure you'd be able to go.. should work fine

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for drug court, if it is too watery, its an auto-failure.......

everything u did depends on the drugs you did......

here is what u can do.....and its been done and worked-its also sad i know this

get clean piss..........put in a test tube.....insert inside you.......

they wont look if its an office test.......open the tube from inside you........then pee falls in cup......

you pass........

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Originally posted by podes881

giving me deepthroat will also increase your chances of passing the test.....

lmao!!

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Originally posted by podes881

giving me deepthroat will also increase your chances of passing the test.....

:lol3: :lol3:

THANX 4 THE ADVICE EVRYONE!!!!!

my best freind saved my ass ( this is like the 80 millionth time she came through when i needed her)

she got some one to pee in a togo cup for me, ill put it in something and take it in the bathroom with me:aright:

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when was the last time you did anything nayways? my best friend used to work for Ouest Diagnostics and did the actual testing... most stuff is out of your system in 24-48 hours anyways...

just be thankful you didnt have to take a hair test.. my bf just passed one :party: he went sober for 3 months and grew out his hair. he celebrated this weekend and fell off the wagon - hard!

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If my CP sluething skills are correct, she was dusted this weekend.. :eek:

Thank god she has random piss to bring w/ her..

Oh yeah Ny, so the Mayor passed!!! Nice tell him I said congrats!! So its on when we all come down in July!! Sullivan room pt 2... and you will be coming to uncle mings w/ us :laugh:

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Originally posted by disk-ofreak

:lol3: :lol3:

THANX 4 THE ADVICE EVRYONE!!!!!

my best freind saved my ass ( this is like the 80 millionth time she came through when i needed her)

she got some one to pee in a togo cup for me, ill put it in something and take it in the bathroom with me:aright:

good luck!!!!!! and you have a good sense of humor:hat:

we should all celebrate your job with a big drug binge in NYC this weekend:eek: :eek: :eek: :D

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Originally posted by xlr8ted

Oh yeah Ny, so the Mayor passed!!! Nice tell him I said congrats!! So its on when we all come down in July!! Sullivan room pt 2... and you will be coming to uncle mings w/ us :laugh:

yes the Mayor passed, and the mayor definitely celebrated this weekend. I needed to get the wheelbarrow out... ;)

sullivan room in July.... its on.. lets hope he has that weekend off though :blank:

btw... are you and the crew gonna be in town memorial day weekend? i plan on making a homecoming, (i havent been back back since xmas :eek: ) and the mayor is coming with :D

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I'll be busy on the Sunday of mem weekend, my asshole friend decided to throw his life away and get married that weekend.. But as for Friday and Saturday, i'll be around... When it gets closer, let us know, we'll plan something!!!!!

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will do! hopefully the weekend will be decent weather (its usually not, though)

:laugh: i have 3 weddings to attend this year... one in June, one in september (labor day weekend, in boston ) and one in october (boston, again) i want to hang myself:hang:

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you should be fine... if saturday was the last day you did it, then it probably has already run its course in your system. most drugs only are in your system 24-48 hours. my friend even said for weed that a person would need to smoke at least once a day for 30 days for it to come up positive in a test. normally that is out in a week.

i would drink lots of fluids today and tonight but dont flood your system tomorrow (as in the "false/negative")

again, good luck.

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body temperature.

keep the tube with the urine warm at all times (body temp).

Most peeps simply tape the tube to their inner thigh

the cup you will pour it in has an indicator - it's heat sensitive - (it may even say on the cup something like "This line should turn yellow")

nycchic24: your friend seems like a clueless tech - no offense but if he tells you that all drugs clear out in a matter of 2-3 days he is smoking crack himself.

PCP will last about 3 to 5 days after single use - if you acidify your system - it will be 2-3 days (thus my recommendation to drink cranberry juice - or anything else sour/acidic)

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Originally posted by PCR

nycchic24: your friend seems like a clueless tech - no offense but if he tells you that all drugs clear out in a matter of 2-3 days he is smoking crack himself.

PCP will last about 3 to 5 days after single use - if you acidify your system - it will be 2-3 days (thus my recommendation to drink cranberry juice - or anything else sour/acidic)

:rolleyes: my girlfriend said "most drugs" and for that matter she has never done drugs a day in her life...

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