ajja0 Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 > > Once upon a time, in a land far away,> > A beautiful, independant, self assured princess,> > happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating> > ecological issues,> > On the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant> > meadow near her castle.> >> > The frog hopped into the princesses' lap, and said> > "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome Prince,> > until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.> > One kiss from you, however,> > and I will turn back into the dapper,> > young Prince that I am and then,> > my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in> > yon castle with my> > Mother,> > where you can prepare my meals,> > clean my cloths, bear my children,> > and forever feel grateful and happy doing so".> >> > That night,=A0 on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs> > legs,> > seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,> > she chuckled to herself and thought:> > I don't fucking think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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