phatbastad Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 So I wake up...hard house music bangin between my ears. make sum coffee and theres a knock at the door. jehovahs wanting to convert me. i have last nights stoli'sashtrayass breath going on. they hand me sum pamphlets and i ask if they like sunflowers (serious about that). they look at me funny and run down my stairs and leave.so i do sum work. drink a full pot of joe. take my dog to the park and go get an oil change. i use the mens room at the jiffy lube go to let out a 'test' fart and turns out i shit myself........absolutley dusgusted at myself right now. this weekend is off to a great start.by the way ill be rockin a pair of overalls tonight....all you guys know that ill have on depends underneath! cant wait til the sun goes down........and all us phreaks come out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 wow...this even tops your drunken posts...BEST POST EVA!p.s. on a related note...remind me to tell you about my Hawaii thong story sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebb Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Omg Rolling In The Grass Wrestling With A Squirrel Laughing My Fucking Nuts Off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebb Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 why does that happen when I try to type in caps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scavenger81 Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Does your dog like sunflowers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Does your dog like sunflowers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRJR Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted May 7 Author Report Share Posted May 7 Does your dog like sunflowers?nah he likes supa man's...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ede armand Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 any story that invloves one pooping ones self is awesome!my day thus far has consited of two unprovoked errections at work.i think its the weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ede armand Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted May 7 Author Report Share Posted May 7 my day thus far, has consisted of two unprovoked, random errections at work.so should the double post count as 4 unprovoked erections? just trying to keep score Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scavenger81 Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 Hopefully my day will end with a provoked erection after avalon, in the back of my car.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ede armand Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 yeah i keep clicking on the wrong things ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted May 7 Author Report Share Posted May 7 so i havent eaten all day b/c i am afraid of the after shocks. my next dilemma is to whether whip up sum linguine n clams or play out house russian roulette and get some KFC......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtk4 Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 You should down some pepto with your kfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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