taekinxtc Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 No offense to other etards... I am just one of the proud ones. Stupid jokes and very proud of them...Two tampons was walking down the road, what did the first one sya to the second? Nothing.....they was both STUCK UP bitches.Why did they fire the blonde from the M&M factory?She through away all the W&Ws.A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, which got to the bottom first?The brunette.... the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.How ya get 4 queers to sit on ONE bar stool?Turn it upside down.If your sad and need something up-lifting....IF YOU THINK LIFE IS BAD, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A EGG....YES A EGG....YOU ONLY GET LAID ONCE....YOU ONLY GET EATEN ONCE....IT TAKES FOUR MINUTES TO GET HARD...TWO MINUTES TO GET SOFT...YOU SHARE YOUR BOX WITH FIVE OTHER GUYS...BUT WORST OF ALL THE ONLY CHICK THAT EVER SAT ONYOUR FACE WAS YOUR MOTHER...SO CHEER UP, LIFE AINT THAT BAD> :-)Your momma so fat when she sat on the bus she sat by EVERY body.Ok, enough of mine from second grade..... you got any to add?;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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