lollie60 Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Goddammit you stole my ho bag --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Reply to: anon-31655693@craigslist.orgDate: Wed May 19 21:26:39 2004I bet you're feeling pretty stupid right now. Now I don't know if it's your regular practice to steal bags from slumbering commuters early in the AM or it was your idea of spontaneous fun. You almost got my wallet too - as I woke up it was peaking out my front jacket pocket, almost free for the stealing, but not quite. You should have concentrated on the wallet, it had a lot more of what you wanted, but I'm sure you understand that now. Instead you stole my ho bag. The duffel bag that I used for my illicit afternoon job, the bag that I had tricked out with toys, slutty clothes, condoms, two types of lube, wet naps, rope, heels, stockings, handcuffs, pretty much everything you'd need for an afternoon of non-S/M prostitution. That day had been really profitable and then you have to steal my bag- nearly destroying my profits. I'm going to have to guess you're a guy, probably straight and narrow, and probably a petty thief. If you have a girlfriend, she's probably not accomodating enough to dress up like a whore and use my toys while you watch. I doubt you can sell my prostitute goods, though if I see my stuff being harked by a chinese woman on canal street, I'll certainly be impressed. Really, you got absolutely nothing from my ho bag. I wish I could have seen the look on your face when, having whisking my ho bag away and awaiting your spoils, you were faced with my dildos and lube and thongs. Sure I feel like an idiot for not latching my ho bad to my person, but at least you feel like an idiot too. Goddamn cockgnobber stealing my fucking ho bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majinbuu Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 i almost got my ho bag stolen on the train last night too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 haha, that is great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christyne13 Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 That is classic!! You go gurl!!!! to the thief!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majinbuu Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Ahhhhh....the dangers of falling asleep on the train.....missing your stop, and getting your ho bag stolen.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majinbuu Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 and if you are a model/actor, you might get shot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5h488y Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 How the fuck did this person know the email address of the person that has just stolen their bag?Did they pull it up from the - Criminal Messageboard, or maybe they found their goods being sold on ebay?Funny Anyhow But Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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