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1.Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

2.The sermon this morning "Jesus Walks On Water". The sermon tonight "Searching For Jesus".

3.Barbara remains in hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

4. Ladies, don't forget the Rummage Sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

5. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy".

6.At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?". Come early and listen to our choir practise.

7. The peacemaking meeting today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

8. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

9. Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

10.The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

11. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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