bgdadythumper Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Everybody knows everything then lay it on Big Daddy. Here's my situation...I am married to a lady (HOT) with whom I only get it ONCE from every 2 or 3 weeks (if lucky) and it's terrible at that! I am a bronzed, built and horny man with an 8-incher bustin ta get freaky!!! Tried everything to no avail. Now, here's the interesting part. Lady in Vegas (HOT) wants to hook-it-up badly! Lady, Kathy (HOT), wants to hook-up the friends-with-benefits program AGAIN! First fiance I had 13 years ago wants to make humpity-bumpity in the bedroom once more and often. Even willing to move from Michigan to here to do it. Last, but definitely not least, Lady Christine (DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS) wants to kick to the beat on the dance floor AND the bed-posts at least 21 times a week!!! Do I wanna put my gear in overdrive? AB-SO-FUCK-ING-LUTE-LY!!! R u crazy! I'm not dead. Remember though, WANTING and DOING are 2 different things entirely. I love my wife but SEX is a big part of marriage too. I have not crossed to greener pastures (yet) but this SUNRISE is making it harder to hold back. Now with all that in perspective......Thumper would love to hear the peeps' suggestions, opinions and the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 A) Divorce your wife Kill yourselfC) Divorice your wife, then kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveespa Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Kill yourself^^^^^yea what he sed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fresinha12 Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 or simply wakeup, stop dreaming and do some work....^^^^^yea what he sed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfqtipie Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Stay with the wife, dont be another scumbag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Stay with the wife, dont be another scumbagOf course some chic has to pull the typical..."all men are scum" routine:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfqtipie Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Of course some chic has to pull the typical..."all men are scum" routine:rolleyes:Not all men are scumbags, but there are way to many Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Step one - divorce her.Step two - get new buddies. A real buddy would have told you never to marry a woman that doesnt satisfy you in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 If you need to look elsewhere to satisfy your sexual needs, then it's tiem to get out of that marriage. Then you can be with all the hot, drop dead gorgeous women that want you so badly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainpec Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 If you read the post correctly, the guy was married before... over ten years ago approximately. I say one of two things:1 - I raise the BS flag immediately, because no 30+ year old with a hot wife would be chatting so much game and then ask for our opinion on what to do, especially when he has cheated in the past.2 - The fact that he is in his late 30's probably, testosterone is dropping along with sexual drive... this guy is trying to live a mental fantasy to try and block his midlife crisis that is steadily approaching.If by some way shape or form, this post is serious... please divorce your wife. Aside from cheating on her, I am afraid that you inflated head will exploded, inflicting bodily harm on the hotty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 If you read the post correctly, the guy was married before... over ten years ago approximately. I say one of two things:1 - I raise the BS flag immediately, because no 30+ year old with a hot wife would be chatting so much game and then ask for our opinion on what to do, especially when he has cheated in the past.2 - The fact that he is in his late 30's probably, testosterone is dropping along with sexual drive... this guy is trying to live a mental fantasy to try and block his midlife crisis that is steadily approaching.If by some way shape or form, this post is serious... please divorce your wife. Aside from cheating on her, I am afraid that you inflated head will exploded, inflicting bodily harm on the hotty.you forgot the possibility of # 3 - fake screen name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgdadythumper Posted June 17 Author Report Share Posted June 17 If you read the post correctly, the guy was married before... over ten years ago approximately. I say one of two things:1 - I raise the BS flag immediately, because no 30+ year old with a hot wife would be chatting so much game and then ask for our opinion on what to do, especially when he has cheated in the past.2 - The fact that he is in his late 30's probably, testosterone is dropping along with sexual drive... this guy is trying to live a mental fantasy to try and block his midlife crisis that is steadily approaching.If by some way shape or form, this post is serious... please divorce your wife. Aside from cheating on her, I am afraid that you inflated head will exploded, inflicting bodily harm on the hotty.I didn't need little boys and their wet dreams to answer. I'll be more specific next time for the uneducated and unemployed. If ya want I can call your mama and ask her to slap the pussy out of you, ok? Thanks. Remember: you are a little boy so don't speak. Thanks again girlie boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 If you read the post correctly, the guy was married before... over ten years ago approximately. I say one of two things:1 - I raise the BS flag immediately, because no 30+ year old with a hot wife would be chatting so much game and then ask for our opinion on what to do, especially when he has cheated in the past.2 - The fact that he is in his late 30's probably, testosterone is dropping along with sexual drive... this guy is trying to live a mental fantasy to try and block his midlife crisis that is steadily approaching.If by some way shape or form, this post is serious... please divorce your wife. Aside from cheating on her, I am afraid that you inflated head will exploded, inflicting bodily harm on the hotty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 If you read the post correctly, the guy was married before... over ten years ago approximately. FYI...just because he had a fiance 13 years ago, does not mean he was married... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainpec Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 I didn't need little boys and their wet dreams to answer. I'll be more specific next time for the uneducated and unemployed. If ya want I can call your mama and ask her to slap the pussy out of you, ok? Thanks. Remember: you are a little boy so don't speak. Thanks again girlie boy.Good come back. I can definitely tell that you are impotent since you are in your late 30's... good comeback gramps! No, I am not a little boy... in reality I am educated and have a little tact in my personality. I don't come to the internet to post on a "little boys website"... go to the store, ask for viagra and try to please your wife. IF you could work the proclaimed magic stick, she wouldn't be pushing your sorry ass away from you. To think about it... she is probably getting the pipe from her boss at work. How fucken pathetic are you now?PS - Only a bitch would come on the internet and ask what to do... a real man would just take care of business... I have a magic "8" ball for sale. Please let me know if you want it since it always has the right answers on what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainpec Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 FYI...just because he had a fiance 13 years ago, does not mean he was married...I hit his sensitivity button rather quickly so I was right. The truth hurts to some people I guess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogiKandReasoN Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Everybody knows everything then lay it on Big Daddy. Here's my situation...I am married to a lady (HOT) with whom I only get it ONCE from every 2 or 3 weeks (if lucky) and it's terrible at that! I am a bronzed, built and horny man with an 8-incher bustin ta get freaky!!! Tried everything to no avail. Now, here's the interesting part. Lady in Vegas (HOT) wants to hook-it-up badly! Lady, Kathy (HOT), wants to hook-up the friends-with-benefits program AGAIN! First fiance I had 13 years ago wants to make humpity-bumpity in the bedroom once more and often. Even willing to move from Michigan to here to do it. Last, but definitely not least, Lady Christine (DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS) wants to kick to the beat on the dance floor AND the bed-posts at least 21 times a week!!! Do I wanna put my gear in overdrive? AB-SO-FUCK-ING-LUTE-LY!!! R u crazy! I'm not dead. Remember though, WANTING and DOING are 2 different things entirely. I love my wife but SEX is a big part of marriage too. I have not crossed to greener pastures (yet) but this SUNRISE is making it harder to hold back. Now with all that in perspective......Thumper would love to hear the peeps' suggestions, opinions and the rest.Why do I get this feeling that you live in a basement somewhere in Staten Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 I hit his sensitivity button rather quickly so I was right. The truth hurts to some people I guess......lol...that's two presumptions in a row...one that "fiance" meant he was married...now two, that his response validates your presumption...lmfao...i dont have a beef with you so dont take this the wrong way but youre tossing shit around as much as he is.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgdadythumper Posted June 17 Author Report Share Posted June 17 Good come back. I can definitely tell that you are impotent since you are in your late 30's... good comeback gramps! No, I am not a little boy... in reality I am educated and have a little tact in my personality. I don't come to the internet to post on a "little boys website"... go to the store, ask for viagra and try to please your wife. IF you could work the proclaimed magic stick, she wouldn't be pushing your sorry ass away from you. To think about it... she is probably getting the pipe from her boss at work. How fucken pathetic are you now?PS - Only a bitch would come on the internet and ask what to do... a real man would just take care of business... I have a magic "8" ball for sale. Please let me know if you want it since it always has the right answers on what to do.I'm sorry little GIRL...did you say something. Besides I was too busy with your mama's mouth on my cock. Sweet dreams and don't forget to put on your bedwetting sheets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogiKandReasoN Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 I'm sorry little GIRL...did you say something. Besides I was too busy with your mama's mouth on my cock. Sweet dreams and don't forget to put on your bedwetting sheets.As tactless as Captain Pec is, he's got a point. Guys that are at least moderately successfull and bustin the verified 8 don't need to come onto messageboards to ask for advice. They go out to the bar, or some high class lounge and find a willing female, of which there will be many if you DO INDEED have that snake sitting in your pants.So first, I suggest you learn how to measure, and no the length does not start at the bottom of your ball sack. Nice try.Second, guys that are in their late 30's, packing the magic stick and at least moderately successfull usually don't have problems with the wife pushing them away. That is, unless..you have absolutely NO talent in the sack.I have a hard time believing your original post. I'm sorry, but it just doesn't sell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainpec Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 I'm sorry little GIRL...did you say something. Besides I was too busy with your mama's mouth on my cock. Sweet dreams and don't forget to put on your bedwetting sheets.Shit - your mama joke now? What year were you born that you still think those are in style... 1960's? Anyway, glad to hear that someone's mouth is around your cock. The same can be said for your unsatisfied wife that's getting it elsewhere. How do you like playing Roulette knowing that the next time you kiss her, you might be tasting some other guys cock?I'm out. You are drepressed and I don't want to live in guilt knowing you killed yourself over my comments. moniquetz007 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 I'm sorry little GIRL...did you say something. Besides I was too busy with your mama's mouth on my cock. Sweet dreams and don't forget to put on your bedwetting sheets.awwww...is little thumper still upset cause bambi died? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Anyway, glad to hear that someone's mouth is around your cock. The same can be said for your unsatisfied wife that's getting it elsewhere. How do you like playing Roulette knowing that the next time you kiss her, you might be tasting some other guys cock? wow......what a facial.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nomembername Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Yeah your right...come on people let's livin things up around here for Bullseye and start posting lots of and maybe some of You know what fuck it...I feel like getting crazy today, I can't help it I'm just so in with ALL of the girls on here.To all of the CP girls, I you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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