fliptoniaaa Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 some jokes that were posted on the miami board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the batteredwives'shelter?A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for herQ: How do you swat 200 flies at one timeA: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.Q: What is the definition of "making love"?A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?A: They don't fucking listen.Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?A: GonorrhoeaQ: Why did God create yeast infections?A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cuntonce in awhile too.Q. How can you tell a macho woman?A. She rolls her own tampons.Q. Why do fags like ribbed condoms?A. Better traction in the mud.Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13years old.Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?A. Marry it.Q. What do you get when you cross two black people?A. Your ass kicked.Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles anhour.Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?A. The cake jumps out of the girl.Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.Q. How is pubic hair like parsley?A. You push it to the side before you start eating.Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?A. You know she'll swallow.Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the sameday inIraq?A. They don't want to wear out the camel.Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it isbedtime?A. When the big hand touches the little hand...Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrederated Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 HaHaHaHaHa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?A: They don't fucking listen.that one had me really laughing haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 those were great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 great shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 some jokes that were posted on the miami board "by STOGIE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yo Flip you can pay me the $5 bucks later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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