havokk Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 "Hey, Anteater!" "Oh, yearh, lookee CHUCK! CHUCK's got an ANTeater!" Chuck's heart sank. Just when he was minding his own business, enjoying the shower after the game (he'd nearly scored a winning touchdown), here it came again. Guys had been taunting him about his foreskin since he'd been a little kid, and he'd had enough"But seriously, I'm not cut and sometimes I wish I had been. Most of the girls I've been with have looked at me like I'm an alien when I first whipped it out infront of them. My last girlfriend would refuse to give me a blowjob because of the foreskin (and my hygene is impeccable). My head is so sensitive that I sometimes cry during sex, and the first time I had sex I had to stop because I thought the skin was going to rip off. If I'm not wearing a condom, I have to fight to not cum in a matter of minutes because my dick is so sensitive! One girlfriend even suggested that I think about getting circumsized at 18! Holy shit, can you imagine.The only plus I can think of for us toque wearers is that we don't need lube to jack off. Other than that, we're cursed to forever walk the public showers in shame and embarrassment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missroxy Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 i know a guy thats 21 and he got circumsized last month. haha. i dont really care either way. dont worry about it. tell the bitch shes lucky shes getting dick at all if she starts bitching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havokk Posted July 4 Author Report Share Posted July 4 21! Oh shit. The humanity! Just out of curiousity, why did he feel the need to get clipped? Girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missroxy Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 well he and his woman had been together for like 2 years and he never felt confident during sex and and all that so he felt he wasnt giving her good sex. it's not that she minded he wasnt circumsized, but the way HE reacted to it. so he went and had it done. i think he broke up with her and is now a man whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havokk Posted July 5 Author Report Share Posted July 5 well he and his woman had been together for like 2 years and he never felt confident during sex and and all that so he felt he wasnt giving her good sex. it's not that she minded he wasnt circumsized, but the way HE reacted to it. so he went and had it done. i think he broke up with her and is now a man whore.Sounds like he was in the same boat as I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Im Not Cut And Ive never Had Any Complains Or Problems With Cumming Too Fast Or Had Any Complains ... I Guess Some Bitches Are Just Stupid And Wierd... Missroxy I Like The Way You Think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havokk Posted July 5 Author Report Share Posted July 5 Im Not Cut And Ivenever Had Any Complains Or Problems With Cumming Too Fast Or Had Any Complains ... I Guess Some Bitches Are Just Stupid And Wierd... Missroxy I Like The Way You Think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havokk Posted July 6 Author Report Share Posted July 6 some good reading for you closet elephant trunks...http://www.circumstitions.com/Different.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missroxy Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 Im Not Cut And Ive never Had Any Complains Or Problems With Cumming Too Fast Or Had Any Complains ... I Guess Some Bitches Are Just Stupid And Wierd... Missroxy I Like The Way You Think thanx babe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havokk Posted July 6 Author Report Share Posted July 6 Take heart! You can be very sure that you are the same as theseuncut athletes....http://www.circumstitions.com/Famous4.html Joltin' Joe!The Brown Bomber, Joe Louis! Hammerin' Hank Aaron! The Golden Boy Oscar De La Hoya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havokk Posted July 6 Author Report Share Posted July 6 and don't forget....The Buddha!Socrates!Alexander the Great..."and Erik EstradaLou Ferigno! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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