emjay Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 > A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a> problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are> using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.> > He says "well, pussy and bitch".> > She says "Oh that's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens,> and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."> > He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He> says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know,> and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.> > Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she> can't handle them. What are the words?"> > He tells him...pussy and bitch.> > Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker> and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "Son, everything> inside this circle, is pussy."> > "OK dad, so what's a bitch?"> > "Son" he says, "everything outside that circle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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