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Streetfight video...am I sick for watching this shit?


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im surprised reality tv hasnt hit the boxing circuit... i think it could really work out... you take two guys/girls... tell us what theyre beef is and let em at each other in a controlled environment... some dudes sleepin with your girl, take it to the square-circle and settle up... your friend owes fifty bucks for last months phone bill~!? ding ding... toe to toe with your friend or foe... live on fox, from your head to sox its time to box... in this corner skinny vinny weighing in at 122lbs in the soiled trunks and in this corner heavy hands murphy weighing in at 190lbs fighting in a jockstrap and berkenstocks... lets get it on~!

fineprint: if this takes off and actually becomes a show i want royalties...

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It's not that bad if you don't watch the very end. It's in a controlled setting with two guys in a backyard. It looks like they set it up so some of their homeboys could place bets on it.

The end is fucked up though. The guy who got his ass handed to him is smiling, not knowing that one of his eyes is literally hanging out of its socket. I almost lost my lunch when I saw that. Just stop the video right after the find ends.

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naughty - i had to hold my hand over my eyes and peak through my fingers for a total of like .0012 seconds, the eye thing just looks fake like a mask...but the whole fight scene is like boring. i dont even know how that guys eye got like that because he didnt really take any hard punches

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im surprised reality tv hasnt hit the boxing circuit... i think it could really work out... you take two guys/girls... tell us what theyre beef is and let em at each other in a controlled environment... some dudes sleepin with your girl, take it to the square-circle and settle up... your friend owes fifty bucks for last months phone bill~!? ding ding... toe to toe with your friend or foe... live on fox, from your head to sox its time to box... in this corner skinny vinny weighing in at 122lbs in the soiled trunks and in this corner heavy hands murphy weighing in at 190lbs fighting in a jockstrap and berkenstocks... lets get it on~!

fineprint: if this takes off and actually becomes a show i want royalties...

boxing has hit reality tv with that new Stallone show coming out... not exactly the type of show u want though.

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naughty - i had to hold my hand over my eyes and peak through my fingers for a total of like .0012 seconds, the eye thing just looks fake like a mask...but the whole fight scene is like boring. i dont even know how that guys eye got like that because he didnt really take any hard punches

woman did you not see the size of that man beast, his fists where covered in blood he was def swinging like if he was hittin a brick wall, that dude is vicioius, he should def be a pro boxer

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woman did you not see the size of that man beast, his fists where covered in blood he was def swinging like if he was hittin a brick wall, that dude is vicioius, he should def be a pro boxer

lol, no doubt, that man was definately a fierce fighter. Even though some of those shots didn't look huge, you saw the result on the others guys face. Cops would probably need tranquilizers to tame that beast if he ever went on a rampage.

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woman did you not see the size of that man beast, his fists where covered in blood he was def swinging like if he was hittin a brick wall, that dude is vicioius, he should def be a pro boxer

haha. yeah thats true, it just didnt look like he got any like any really good solid face shots.... alotta fucking force though. I felt bad for the other guy cuz he kept like backing up and saying hold on, like he was someone's bitch or something and he was being like ass raped into doing it.....but then again i would be backing the fuck up too. he was one scary looking mother fucker though. But what was with the white boy like promoting his lable or some shit?

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check this out. I just found some info on this dude.

"Kimbo Slice (amazingly that's his last name) is an ex-con who did ten years of hard time but was finally released about 10 months ago. He fights in underground boxing matches from time to time winning purses that range from 3-10 thousand gs. This year alone, he's 9-1. His lone loss was suffered when his opponent used mace. Kimbo acknowledges the loss because he says, "I shoulda kicked his ass much faster and knocked the ***** out cold. And before the fight we said no weapons, but didn't say no mace."

Backed by the owner of a popular Miami based porn website, Kimbo earned his first 10 thousand dollar purse when he knocked out that same opponent in a rematch. The bout took but a mere 10 seconds. Not taking any chances, Kimbo pounced on his opponent 5 times after he was out cold.

Kimbo is well aware that underground fighting is illegal but he cannot help it. He can't earn a decent living through legit means because of his prison track record. If you were a big bad ass in his situation and someone came up to you and said, "I know someone who will fight you for 10 grand heads up", you might consider it also.

Kimbo is now considering turning pro through the advice of his cousin, Emmanuel Augustus, and local boxing trainers in Miami. Once he turns pro, he will leave his underground fighting days behind. As he contemplates the countless possibilities, Kimbo will continue to fight in underground battles to provide for himself and his disabled mother. As Kimbo so eloquently put it, "That's how a ***** eat."

If you know any non-pro who is willing to wager 5-10 gs to go up against kimbo, email his manager at"

Looks like our boy Kimbo is gonna turn pro and wreak havoc on the heavyweight division. Look out Tyson and Klitschko, Kimbo is coming to down!

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