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Washington D.C. August 10, 2004:

Feeling the pressure from a surge in support for the Democratic candidate for President John Kerry, President Bush's wily campaign strategist Karl Rove has just implemented a new tactic that he believes will guarantee him the vote of 18-35 year old males and sexually adventurous females. The Young Republican's, are said to be signing up new members in droves with promises of wall paper modeled from Mr. Rove's latest advertising campaign.

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Bush got my vote, now for the women, I guess Karl should come up with studs with their pubic hair shaved to "DICK 04"

Washington D.C. August 10, 2004:

Feeling the pressure from a surge in support for the Democratic candidate for President John Kerry, President Bush's wily campaign strategist Karl Rove has just implemented a new tactic that he believes will guarantee him the vote of 18-35 year old males and sexually adventurous females. The Young Republican's, are said to be signing up new members in droves with promises of wall paper modeled from Mr. Rove's latest advertising campaign.

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