mikey_m Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 Just a funny to get us through yet another weekday....On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light,and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid,"Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid said, "Yeah."The cop said, "Well next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike." The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20.00 bicyclesafety violation ticket. The kid took the ticket. Before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."The kid said, "Well next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."I thought that was funny......he heMikey------------------Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klitika Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 lmao ------------------ .... the only thing I will ever ask of you is to promise not to stop when I say when .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j303j Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 lol that def made me laugh ------------------IM TALENTED YES IM GIFTED NEVER BOOSTED NEVER SHOPLIFTED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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az-tec Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 Good one Mikey ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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