rachel1997 Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning,> > peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind> > him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying> > pan.> >> > MAN: "What was that for?"> >> > WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with> > the name Marylou written on it?"> >> > MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse> > races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."> >> > The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do> > her duty around the house.> >> > Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading> > and WHACK!> >> > MAN: "What the hell was that for this time?"> >> > WIFE: "Your horse phoned." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightinggirl Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 LMFAO..........that was hilarious, Rachel!!!!------------------"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything."lightinggirl@hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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