ajja0 Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 One night little Johnny was lying asleep in his bed and was awakened by a noise. He lay there for a second and realized it was coming from his parents' room. He jumped up and ran to their room only to find them awake, having sex. He just stared wide eyed at them for a while, not knowing what they were doing. He walked a little closer to the bed and said, "Daddy?", voicequivering, afraid and unaware of what they were doing. "What are you and Mommy doing?" The Dad jumped a little, startled, rolled over to see his son. Well, Johnny, I'm...um... You know how you were wanting a baby brother?" Yes,..." replied little Johnny in a timid voice. "Well, I'm putting a little brother in your Mommy for you."Johnny smiled and said, "Oh, ok!" and left the room feeling safe and secure. The Dad felt good about himself for his witty and quick, on-the-spot answer and rolled over to fall asleep in his wife's arms. The next day after work, Daddy came home to find Johnny sitting on the grass crying. What's wrong???" Daddy asked as he picked his son up filled with concern. Daddy! you... you know.. *sniff* my little brother that you put in Mommy???" Yes,..." the Dad replied nervously. "The Mailman ate him this morning!" i thought this was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bre5379 Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 Good one!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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