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AND NOW.....WALTER MERCADO's HOROSCOPE..


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...for the rest of the week.

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Walter Mercado

Posted on FRI, Sep. 03, 2004 thru SUN, Sep 05, 2004.

• ARIES/21 MAR- 19 APRIL

YOU'RE FUCKED.

MIGHT AS WELL GET A DECK OF CARDS.

GET SOME VALIUM TO FEND OFF THE SHORT TEMPER.

Lucky numbers: 30, 4, 11

• TAURUS/20 APRIL - 20 MAY

YOU'RE FUCKED.

MIGHT AS WELL GET A DECK OF CARDS.

GET A BULLET OF K FOR THE LONG WEEKEND.

Lucky numbers: 1, 7, 42

• GEMINIS/21 MAY - 21 JUNE

YOU'RE FUCKED.

MIGHT AS WELL GET A DECK OF CARDS.

SPIKE YOUR FAMILY's PUNCH FOR A FUN FAMILY NITE.

Lucky numbers: 26, 6, 11

• CANCER/22 JUNE - 22 JULY

YOU'RE FUCKED.

MIGHT AS WELL GET A DECK OF CARDS.

EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE AGAINST YOU - FUCK THEM PEOPLES!

Lucky numbers: 44, 13, 8

• LEO/23 JULY- 22 AUGUST

YOU'RE FUCKED.

MIGHT AS WELL GET A DECK OF CARDS.

SNORT A LINE - YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.

Lucky numbers: 6, 41, 31

• VIRGO/23 AUGUST- 22 SEPT

YOU'RE FUCKED.

MIGHT AS WELL GET A DECK OF CARDS.

GET SOME LATER. EVEN IF YOU PAY FOR IT.

Lucky numbers: 40, 22, 8

• LIBRA/23 SEPT- 22 OCT

YOU'RE FUCKED.

MIGHT AS WELL GET A DECK OF CARDS.

GRAB A BEER, GET SOME HEAD.

Lucky numbers: 35, 2, 17

• ESCORPIO/23 OCT. - 21 NOV

YOU'RE FUCKED.

MIGHT AS WELL GET A DECK OF CARDS.

DRINK SOME TEQUILA. TIME WILL FLY FASTER.

Lucky numbers: 20, 6, 15

• SAGGITARIUS/22 NOV - 21 DEC

YOU'RE FUCKED.

MIGHT AS WELL GET A DECK OF CARDS.

THAT WAS NOT CHiCKEN IN YOUR CHINESE FOOD

Lucky numbers: 9, 22, 3

• CAPRICORN/22 DEC. - 19 JAN

YOU'RE FUCKED.

MIGHT AS WELL GET A DECK OF CARDS.

CHECK THE CLOSET, THERE'S MORE THAN

YOUR CLOTHES IN THERE.

Lucky numbers: 45, 3, 28

• AQUARIUS/20 JAN - 18 FEB

YOU'RE FUCKED.

MIGHT AS WELL GET A DECK OF CARDS.

THE PERSON IN THE MIRROR IS A CRACK ADDICT.

Lucky numbers: 20, 10, 6

• PISCES/19 FEB - 20 MARCH

YOU'RE FUCKED.

MIGHT AS WELL GET A DECK OF CARDS.

GOOD THING YOU'RE A FISH SIGN....

YOU SURE DRINK LIKE ONE!

Lucky numbers: 33, 18, 25

PS: Yes, I WILL BE HERE ALL WEEK!!!

:hoparound :hoparound :hoparound

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