groovefire Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Gave up 17 runs to last place KC. Nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Suck iiiittttt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 call on meeeeeeeeeeeeee, call on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 u wanna suck it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 post taken from the sex forum - my advice, make sure that you're completely empty and clean (shower not enema) before attempting anal. if you can relax by having a few orgasms before anal, that helps. have him use his fingers first to loosen the area, a tongue also feels amazing. before trying to enter just have him rub his tip around your asshole and make sure that you are always rubbing your clit. if he uses a condom he will be able to make a much smoother entry.Astroglide is a good lube because it's very slick and easy to find, but Maximus lube is my fave because it has a thick consistency and won't drip down as much (if using doggie position). make sure to keep adding lube, cause you can never use too much. another good tip is when he is pushing his cock in, you push out a little kinda like if you were taking a shit, that will help him enter more easily. also when you are relaxed your ass will suck in his cock automatically, so there shouldn't be all that much pushing in going on...most importantly, don't rush. make him go very slowly. pee afterwards and make sure to wipe off all of the lube that was in your ass away from your pussy, moist wipes bedside are a good idea for this reason.There's a book by Jack Morin called Anal Pleasure and Health, that's supposed to be really good. I haven't read it cause i'm a natural j/k , but I heard it gives really great info. good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Wow Stymie thanx! I enlarged that and printed it out so I can hang it on my wall next to my bed.I can’t wait to try anal sex now!!Its seems so easy-I don’t know why I have been so against it!I am really missing out huh?Yeah okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 post taken from the sex forum - my advice, make sure that you're completely empty and clean (shower not enema) before attempting anal. if you can relax by having a few orgasms before anal, that helps. have him use his fingers first to loosen the area, a tongue also feels amazing. before trying to enter just have him rub his tip around your asshole and make sure that you are always rubbing your clit. if he uses a condom he will be able to make a much smoother entry.Astroglide is a good lube because it's very slick and easy to find, but Maximus lube is my fave because it has a thick consistency and won't drip down as much (if using doggie position). make sure to keep adding lube, cause you can never use too much. another good tip is when he is pushing his cock in, you push out a little kinda like if you were taking a shit, that will help him enter more easily. also when you are relaxed your ass will suck in his cock automatically, so there shouldn't be all that much pushing in going on...most importantly, don't rush. make him go very slowly. pee afterwards and make sure to wipe off all of the lube that was in your ass away from your pussy, moist wipes bedside are a good idea for this reason.There's a book by Jack Morin called Anal Pleasure and Health, that's supposed to be really good. I haven't read it cause i'm a natural j/k , but I heard it gives really great info. good luck.Or just purchase Foxy's book "Entering with Confidence" stymie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bostongeorge Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Get the starter kit as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l155a Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 Gave up 17 runs to last place KC. Nice one. sick, but not as sick as22-0 just one of the many highlights of the season they are the biggest embarassment of a team that is in 1st place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 *shakes head at how pathetic ALL Boston Red Sox fans are*If I were a Yankee fan I would save every single one of these threads to throw in all of your faces once Boston chokes AGAIN!Trust me, I hate the Yankees but you stupid Boston fans should have learned your lesson by now and just accept the fact that you will NEVER win a championship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk2jay Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 but..............they are in first place..... ans the red sucks are in second.....which again makes the the first LOSER...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l155a Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 Trust me, I hate the Yankees but you stupid Boston fans should have learned your lesson by now and just accept the fact that you will NEVER win a championship. that would be an awesome outlook to have as a sox fan. the most important thing about being a sports fan is your team winning a championship. give me a break. that's a MFY fan's outlook on sports. we watch every game just hoping for a win. if a championship comes, which we want, then cool. if not we had fun with the ups and downs of the season and get to laugh at the Yankees misfortunes along the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l155a Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 but..............they are in first place..... ans the red sucks are in second.....which again makes the the first LOSER...... they are lucky they are holding onto that spot, the sox have played much better ball thank the MFY's since August. with the MFY's pitching in it's current state they are going to implode soon enough. they don't have pitching to take them through the offseason so when we either 1. clinch the wild card or 2. take the AL East WE will have the pitching to get us to the WS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 pathetic!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 but..............they are in first place..... ans the red sucks are in second.....which again makes the the first LOSER...... oh, and who are you from da bronx and do you just go around all of the forums and wait to post when there is a thread about the Yankees? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 that would be an awesome outlook to have as a sox fan. the most important thing about being a sports fan is your team winning a championship. give me a break. that's a MFY fan's outlook on sports. we watch every game just hoping for a win. if a championship comes, which we want, then cool. if not we had fun with the ups and downs of the season and get to laugh at the Yankees misfortunes along the way you are out of your mind if you dont think that every single sox fan wants a championship more than anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 This weekend will tell it all bitches stymie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 This weekend will tell it all bitches hey cookie, I have two tickets to the game on sunday w/ pedro pitching...why don't you leave your husband at home and come with me, my treat. stymie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 sounds good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l155a Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 you are out of your mind if you dont think that every single sox fan wants a championship more than anything.like i said "if a championship comes, which we want, then cool." but it's not the only reason a lot of us watch. we watch because we love the game (well at least i do i can't speak for everyone else). but yes, we want a championship more than anything but it's not the only reason to watch the freakin team play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 sounds good! they're great seats and I'll be supplying all of the food & drinks so I WILL have some expectations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 like i said "if a championship comes, which we want, then cool." but it's not the only reason a lot of us watch. we watch because we love the game (well at least i do i can't speak for everyone else). but yes, we want a championship more than anything but it's not the only reason to watch the freakin team play. :laugh:i just noticed your a girl...please stop posting now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l155a Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 :laugh:i just noticed your a girl...please stop posting now.fuck off..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 its threads like this that makes me want to actually do some work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l155a Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 its threads like this that makes me want to actually do some work.what talking seriously about sports? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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