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At first I was afraid, I was petrified

When you said you had 10 inches..Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long

That I grew strong & I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are...

Another lie...

I was ready for a big mac & You've bought me a french fry!

I should have known that it was bullshit...

Just a sad, pathetic dream

Should have known there was no anaconda

Lurking in those jeans!

Go on now go... Walk out the door...

Don't you promise me 10 inches...

Then only turn up with 4!

Weren't you a brat to think that I wouldn't rat?

Don't you know we're only joking

When we say size doesn't count?

I Will Survive

I Will Survive

Cuz as long as I have batteries

My sex life's gonna thrive!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud

When I saw your lil weiner..

Standing tall and proud

But to hell with all your egos

And to hell with all your needs

Now I'm saving all my lovin'

For a cordless multispeed!

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